The What If Game!

gmontem · April 16, 2006, 01:08:46 PM

Then Seinfeld wouldn't have a soup nazi episode.

What if the local zoo locked up Tsukai Mori in an exhibit?

~~Loktera~~ · April 16, 2006, 01:50:10 PM

Then I can walk up to his habitat and make fun of his habits!

What if I suddenly stopped being pretty?

okonomide · April 16, 2006, 02:14:17 PM

Then we would all STOP TALKING TO YOU and SHUN you. >;o
(No, not really. <3)

What if I forced you to watch C for Cookie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9rzMaAucI4)?

gmontem · April 16, 2006, 02:25:14 PM

Then you have completely convinced me you are a biting bot. Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.

What if I was mod of this forum?

Chloe · April 16, 2006, 02:42:19 PM

Then chaos would have a new definition.

What if your crazy step-cousin was shaking you in your chair while you were posting this post? *Is happening right now*

Minagi-chan · April 16, 2006, 03:08:56 PM

Then Chloe should smacketh them.

What if I actually learned how to work my damn printer?

Quote from: Tsukai MoriThen her cat ears would dissappear much like in Loveless. Wait...does that happen?

He said VEGAN, not virgin. -_-;

Sunara Ishi · April 16, 2006, 04:01:00 PM

Then you'd be able to print awesome stuff.

What if Loktera got his airsoft event at fanime?

saiko_koneko · April 16, 2006, 04:03:07 PM

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

what if Loktera brought his pistols too?

gmontem · April 16, 2006, 04:38:36 PM

Then he'll be squirting water at you

What if Loktera hate guns?

kam_islash · April 16, 2006, 04:45:05 PM

That person will never join the army.

What if Wonderboy and Young Nastyman were real people?

the_Pink_Panther24 · April 16, 2006, 04:56:02 PM

They would invent the concept of inward singing, start a band, and rock us CONTINUOUSLY.

What if coke still had cocaine in it?

gmontem · April 16, 2006, 05:04:03 PM

Then Dr. Pepper will probably still have pepper in it, too.

What if cavemen carved manga in the caves instead?

Sunara Ishi · April 16, 2006, 05:32:43 PM

Then they'd be the first to invent writing. (most manga has writing)

What if we were cavemen and women?

gmontem · April 16, 2006, 05:38:24 PM

Then I'd be saying stuff like "unga bunga" and "yabba dabba doo", be requiring you guys to stand still for a few hours while i carve your picture, and be getting goofy remarks about my "club" being small.

What if Loktera had an identical twin?

Minagi-chan · April 16, 2006, 06:13:43 PM

Then Saiko would get one and the other would spend all its time in clubs.

What if I had magical balloon-making powers?

okonomide · April 16, 2006, 06:20:39 PM

Then I could have used you a few days ago when I was filling up my friend's room with balloons! :o
And you'd make millions.

What if Fanime had a budget of $1,398,470,134,901,470,343,138,192.99?

G.I.R · April 16, 2006, 07:48:18 PM

Quote from: the_Pink_Panther24What if coke still had cocaine in it?

Funny you should ask... http://news.webindia123.com/news/Articles/World/20060413/304752.html

Quote from: okonomideWhat if Fanime had a budget of $1,398,470,134,901,470,343,138,192.99?

Then Fanime could rent all of downtown San Jose for FanimeCon! :D

What if there were snakes on all planes?

~~Loktera~~ · April 16, 2006, 08:06:40 PM

Then we'd need to train them to get drinks for passengers.

What if, for one day, all the airline employees places snakes on peoples seats?

gmontem · April 16, 2006, 08:08:59 PM

Then I sure hope the noise heard when I sit down came from the snake and not me farting. :oops:

What if every single gathering we plan for the rest of the year gets cancelled every time?

Minagi-chan · April 16, 2006, 10:05:01 PM

Then we remain unsocial and don't see each other until the next Fanime.

What if gmontem's ears leaked chili?!