Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[K&K4ever]

you want to ruin your DVD

Why can't I find a higher paying job?

[error00004]

THAT'S AMERICA FOR YA!

Why is my brother still awake?

[K&K4ever]

because he drank too much coffee

Why do goats eat so much?

[error00004]

Cause they want to be Sumos.

Why is it bright in my room?

[K&K4ever]

The light is on.

Where does electricity come from?

[error00004]

comes from the mighty godzilla

Why isn't my bed made?

[Barnes]

You should have left a tip.

Did Luke really eat 50 eggs, or did he cheat?

[Rei-Rei]

He cheated, it probably went down his shirt when you weren't looking.

Should I wear a long dress or a short one?

[error00004]

which ever totoro would prefer.

Why did I get on forums so late?

[Rei-Rei]

Because you like spending your time posting instead of enjoying life.

Do you think wearing green shoes are a bit weird?

[JohnnyAR]

Not unless you're Irish

When will people stop being ignorant

[error00004]

When pikachu dies.

When will I finish my keyblade?

[Rei-Rei]

In about 32 days, when you're bothered enough to finish it.

Why don't people wash their hands before they eat?

[error00004]

because they watch porn all the time.

Why don't I have black paint?

[Gatsby]

You ated it all.

Why am I procrastinating?

[Rei-Rei]

Because you've decided to post 293389473947 posts before you went back to work.

[Gatsby]

Where be your question my lovely lady?

[error00004]

She died.

Why didn't I go to DD's house today?

[Gatsby]

The house is no longer there.

Can it be PENGUINZ TIME NAO?

[error00004]

no it's PANDA DANCE now... =S

Can I continue finishing my keyblade?