WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[K&K4ever]

Granted, it is 1 dollar cheaper

I wish I was thiner

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Granted, but now you've been hospitalized for anorexia.

I wish that I was old enough to get my license. D=

[explosive_artist]

granted, to bad you're 64

I wish I knew how to sew better

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Granted, but that's the only thing you can do with your hands now.

I wish I could cook.

[K&K4ever]

Granted, but the only thing you can make is Mac and Cheese

I wish Mom didn't want to hog the TV

[SeiloraFenixirati]

Granted, now you don't have a tv to hog.

I wish I were brave enough to sit with him at dinner.

[explosive_artist]

Granted, but now he's to nervous and afraid to sit next to you

I wish my friend didn't pop my thumb while I was performing chidori on him

[K&K4ever]

Granted, he broke it

I wish I could have seen a Matane today

[Barnes]

But the movie sucked

I wish for a magic lamp

[explosive_artist]

Granted, "Magic Lamp" As seen on T.V

I wish I had a purple iPod

[SeiloraFenixirati]

Granted; but it doesn't work

I wish I wouldn't bruise so easily.

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Granted, but the only thing you can make is Mac and Cheese

I wish Mom didn't want to hog the TV

(OMG, that would suck. Vegans can't eat cheese! xD)
Granted, now you're made of metal.
I wish I was asleep right now. *_*

[explosive_artist]

Granted, but now you're in a coma...a really long coma

I wish I could change the way I acted

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Granted but you no longer remember how you would act.
I wish I had a million dollars.

[explosive_artist]

Granted, but then the IRS finds out and takes it all away

I wish I knew what to do

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Granted but there's now no reason to do it. (This is getting hard. Lol.)
I wish I was somebody else.

[explosive_artist]

Granted, but now you are tom cruise

I wish for an epiphany

[K&K4ever]

Granted, you just got the joke

I wish I hadn't spilled tea on the pleather I'm working with

[explosive_artist]

Granted, but it was honey instead

I wish I could cook better

[Jin-Chi-Chan]

Granted, now you've forgotten how to sew.
I wish my hair was blue.