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Gatsby

#940
October 21, 2008, 10:51:19 PM
In King Koopa's belly.

When did Princess Toadstool become Prince Peach?

heeroyuy135

#941
October 21, 2008, 11:36:07 PM
Since the sex change.
Why did Sarah Palin wuss out in singing that song on SNL over the weekend?

Rei-Rei

#942
October 22, 2008, 08:42:53 AM
Because she realized she wasn't sexy enough.

Why is the sun yellow?

explosive_artist

#943
October 22, 2008, 04:26:36 PM
Because it never brushed itself

Why is the sun so damn hot?
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

K&K4ever

#944
October 24, 2008, 11:18:32 PM
Because it wares tight fitting clothing

Have you lost the game today?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

#945
October 26, 2008, 09:23:08 PM
no, but you did.

What is The Game?
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

Rei-Rei

#946
October 27, 2008, 09:35:20 AM
Life.

How can I read a book in 10 minutes?

Gatsby

#947
October 28, 2008, 11:03:17 AM
Skim through the pages.

Where did I put my life?

fanimeman#1

#948
October 28, 2008, 05:28:18 PM
Check your left pocket.


Why are there protesters to something so great?

K&K4ever

#949
October 29, 2008, 08:59:08 PM
Because people are stupid

Who will be the next president?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Rei-Rei

#950
October 30, 2008, 07:49:34 AM
Biden.

Is it going to rain today?

K&K4ever

#951
October 30, 2008, 10:47:39 AM
Yep, it will rain Hot Chocolate :D

Why doesn't my phone have GPS?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Rei-Rei

#952
October 30, 2008, 02:22:30 PM
Because people who know Dynasty Warriors aren't allowed to have GPS.

Can I exchange my laptop for a new one?

fanimeman#1

#953
October 30, 2008, 02:24:39 PM
depends if it a mac or pc. because macs rock.


why don't i have a girlfriend?

potatofreek

#954
October 31, 2008, 08:49:55 AM
because you are not brave enough to go out and get one

why do my night contacts keep failing me, and screwing up my eyes?
Potatoes Rule the World.
Deal with it.

Rei-Rei

#955
October 31, 2008, 02:39:17 PM
Because they're the wrong size.

Why am I nervous for the conference, even if I already know what's going to be said?

K&K4ever

#956
November 01, 2008, 11:22:42 AM
Because you are afraid that a meteor will strike and ruin it for you

Why are people calling me even though I've already voted via abcenty?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

explosive_artist

#957
November 01, 2008, 08:07:03 PM
Because they are your stalker

We are some people so obsessive?
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Rei-Rei

#958
November 01, 2008, 10:26:48 PM
Because they don't know what an overachiever is.

Why do scary movies scare me so much?

explosive_artist

#959
November 01, 2008, 11:25:34 PM
Because its their job

why don't we have flying cars?
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-
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