Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Rei-Rei]

He needs the wind to deflect off his face because his body can't handle the pressure...

Why am I still awake?

[Rette]

Because if you sleep the flying ninja monkeys will eat your brains with bbq sauce.

Why would people ever think the moon was made of cheese?

[Rei-Rei]

Because they got hungry... And the idea of a giant cow getting fat by eating the moon sounds appealing to them...

Why did I wake up at 8 this morning?

[laganndriller]

cuz u sneezed

why is it sunny

[explosive_artist]

Because someone, somewhere, is having a great day

Is it true that contacts sting?

[RaddaX2]

I think it depends on the brand.  Mines didn't sting but one of my friends got his somewhere in the philippines and his would float to the back of his eyeballs.  Not sure if it stung but I bet it hurt like a bitch.

Can we men cry and still be... manly?

[Rei-Rei]

Yes, but in the case of that picture... No.

Can I have more Snickers bars without the sugar, fat and calories??

[EvilBunnyKid]

Sure!!  Eat the Wrapper!!  :P


Will someone pay for my Fanime Badge?

[laganndriller]

yeah ur wallet shall pay for you

what should i do for my b day?

[K&K4ever]

dance on your head

Why is WaMu trying to screw me over?

[Rei-Rei]

Because screwing itself over just isn't enough.

Can I stop eating now?

[RaddaX2]

No.  you must fatten for the winter.  LIKE A BEAR

Why am I watching Tora Dora?  No I have a better question.  Let's say you're at a small japanese restaurant and they have an all you can eat lunch special for $21, the only condition is that you eat separated from your group so that you can't give them your scraps.  The real problem though is that you and your sister are twins conjoined by the neck.  So you're 2 heads on 1 body.  Do you and your sister count as 1 person or 2 people?  Further more would you kill your sister for the all you can eat sushi?

[L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu]

Thats not stupid, thats complicated!!

[K&K4ever]

. . . You forgot to ask a question

Why do people do that?

[laganndriller]

because they are very forgetful...
why do i like playing with the vocaloid program

[K&K4ever]

Because you're a perv

What movie should I go see?

[Rei-Rei]

Madagascar. We should go see it together.

Can you take me to the movies?

[K&K4ever]

I don't know where you live

Why can't we decide on a movie?

[laganndriller]

because theres lots of movies

can i go too?

[K&K4ever]

You don't know what we're going to go see

What are we seeing?