What are Some of Your Favorite Movie Lines?

[G.I.R]

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen - welcome to violence!

Faster Pussycat Kill, Kill. (1965)

[K&K4ever]

Don't Panic (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

Why So Serious? (The Dark Knight)

Claptu Berada Nickto (The day the Earth Stood Still (the original!))

If you've got it, Flaunt it (the Producers)

I don't like rats, even in the best of times . . . but this one was sounding an alarm. (Coraline)

[Jerry]

Randal Graves: Since when did porch monkey suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago!
Randal Graves: Oh, bullshit! My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors!
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. Plus, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat the Jewish kids well, or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: What the fuck, man?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny's a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: She never called any Jews 'sheeny', she just used to say sheeny curse a lot. It was cute!
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an old timer, that's the way people talked back then! Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife... You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: You think?
Randal Graves: Well, I-I still don't think porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I mean, I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people! I think if we really tried, we could re-claim porch monkey, and save it.
Dante Hicks: It can't be saved, Randal! The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire race! And even if it could be saved, you can't save it because you're not black!
Randal Graves: Well listen to you! Telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin! You're the racist! I'm taking it back, you watch!

[customers enter]
Randal Graves: Hey, what can I get for you, you little porch monkey?
[beat]
Randal Graves: Its cool, I'm taking it back.

[G.I.R]

Mola Ram:  Welcome...

Amrish Puri: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

[Sen]

Mrs. Smith: What is her name and social security number?
Mr. Smith: No you're not gonna kill her....

[RadioactiveKitty]

Jules: "I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAM THING!"

i dunno why but i always laugh when someone talks to me when i am not talking to them and i use this line and laugh... you know so they dont like run away all chibi with their tails between their legs and cry all emo... yeah

[G.I.R]

Indy:  Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.

Harrison Ford:  Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

[Runewitt]

"You tell them i'm comming, and Hells commin with me.HELLS COMMIN WITH ME!"
Wyatt Earp - Tombstone.

[JohnnyAR]

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

                                           
                                                                                  - Rorschach from Watchmen (2009)

[G.I.R]

Otto: It's K-K-K-Ken! c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!



Kevin Klein:  A Fish Called Wanda

[G.I.R]

Lex Luthor: We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Gene Hackman:  Superman (1978)

[Piccahoe]

Kumar: Daddy come on!!!!
Kumar's Dad: daddy is not coming on anything.

:D

Harold and Kumar

[G.I.R]

007:           Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger:  No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.


Goldfinger (1964)

[Liquid]

Yippee-ki-yay, motherf---er.

[sarah_the_raptor]

" I think I just filled the cup." Jay


"I'm the smartest, I'm the toughest. I will find a hole and fuck it. If there ain't one, I will make one...." Luigi Largo.

[G.I.R]

Victor Prinsi: Where do doctors hang out?
J.J. McClure: I don't know! Pubs... golf courses!
Victor Prinsi: Hospitals?
J.J. McClure: Yeah- check those too.


The Cannonball Run (1981)

[sarah_the_raptor]

"Here's 50 bucks. Take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later."


ah, vince vaughn.

[G.I.R]

Dink:      MIIIIIIIMES!  Stop the car!  Get Them!
Shakes:  Kill!  Destroy!
Mime 1:  Clowns!  Shit!  Ruuuuuuun!
Shakes:  You Silent MotherF*****s!  Yeah!




Bobcat Goldthwait,  Adam Sandler and Steve Guttenberg:  Shakes the Clown (1992)

[G.I.R]

Here's one of the most famous movie lines of all times (and I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet).

Charles Foster Kane: Rosebud.

Orson Wells:  Citizen Kane.

[G.I.R]

Michael Clayton: I'm not the guy you kill. I'm the guy you buy!  Are you so f*****g blind that you don't even see what I am?
                       I sold out Arthur for 80 grand. I'm your easiest problem!  And you're gonna kill me?