Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[Somebody]

^stole C2's waffle iron to replace her broken one

[c2chaos]

^ makes me waffles with stuff I'm allergic to, like bullets and shards of glass.

[Somebody]

^is allergic to all kinds of waffles

[AuroraDreamer]

knows the secret ingredient in that C2 is allergic to and puts it in all the waffles.

[c2chaos]

^ eats sno cones with chop sticks.

[Runewitt]

didnt just post ninja me.

[Somebody]

(ninja post?)
^eats watermelon with SALT. TONS of salt.

[c2chaos]

^ is a human canon ball.

[Runewitt]

wind passes right through his skin as he falls down, this furious speed will only destroy him.

(Somebody) i was going to post and i took too long, he got in before i did. back in 08 there was masive ninja posting between a few forum members)

[c2chaos]

^ has hulk-osis.
(I'm too fast four you!? hahaha. :P)

[Somebody]

^created the LOL cats craze

[Runewitt]

started the LOLdogs the next day.

[Somebody]

^wants to start the LOLhamsters next week

[MyMidnightAffair]

^ has already created a world wide national LOLbunnies society

[c2chaos]

^ breeding LOLpandas.

[doriangray]

^ Is a panda.

[AbsolutelyCursed]

captured a panda

[c2chaos]

^ robbed a doughnut shop of it's bear claws.

[AbsolutelyCursed]

makes tainted bear claws.

[c2chaos]

^ is the "taint" in the bear claws.