Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[PinkHairSasuke]

To recharge our kidneys

Why do we not have 20/20 hindsight?

[ELDEMONIO]

Because humans are to lazy to get them.

Why is the world so slow?

[Runewitt]

so we dont all fly off

should i smoke a ham or turkey for thanksgiving?

[SOawesomeness]

Catch a Totoro and have him smoke you. :D

Why does warm milk make me so sleepy?

[PinkHairSasuke]

It soothes the mind.

Why are some songs so addictive?

[c2chaos]

It's the NicoNico-tine.

How do you wake a foot that's asleep without feeling that weird sharp pain-like million-needles sensation?

[PinkHairSasuke]

You make the foot pancakes. The smell of it will wake it up.

Why do most country songs I've heard have the same topic?

[Nightroad]

Because theres not much to do in the country...

How big can a fern grow?

[BitsOfChoBits]

why do men have nipples?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Men have nipples because women have nipples.



Why are you eating the rest of my food?

[ispyangie]

Because I'm gosh darn hungry.

If I say "surprise!" what's the first thing that pops into your head?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Rape.


when I say Myspace you say...?

[ispyangie]

Dead.

What's up, doc?

[MyMidnightAffair]

Eeehhhhh .. nuttin' much.


How you like dem apples?

[ispyangie]

I like dems very much...in caramel sauce. (;

Is there such a thing as 'too much chocolate'?

[Runewitt]

not if you have enough insulin.

when is dancey dancey time?

[ispyangie]

Past your bedtime.

QUICK! The object nearest to you will be used as a weapon, what is it?

[Runewitt]

my pj pants.. i can strangle people!

why wasnt i wearing my sword instead?

[otakuya]

Oh, I thought you were just happy to see me  ;D

Um, fair-trade blend with soy?

[BitsOfChoBits]

yes soy is good for you

why is it that rollie pollies have a human face when you turn them over?