If Life Gives You...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you draw an anti-sea bear circle.

If life gives you a sea rhinoceros...

[limDsage]

... you wear your sombrero upside down!

If life gives you a burrito...

[Lucifargundam]

...you trade it for a taco.

If life gives you a taco...

[limDsage]

... then, you have taco!

If life gives you chipotle...

[Lucifargundam]

...you get bloody stools(south park reference).

If life gives you assembly language....

[PinkHairSasuke]

you use it to your advantage.

If life gives you an evil Mickey Mouse...

[limDsage]

... you summon the real Mickey Mouse with a keyblade to fight Evil Mickey!

If life gives you a never ending space-time continuum...

[Lucifargundam]

...you manipulate it to your needs.

If life gives you a stun gun...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you become the Stun Master.

If life gives you a bottomless stomach....

[limDsage]

... you eat like Luffy!

If life gives you a Rider Kick...

[01]

...then i die.

If life gives you 32°F...

[Lucifargundam]

...you go and order a drink!

If life gives you a bad taste in your mouth...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you clean up that dirty mouth with Orbit! Fabulous!

If life gives you an arranged marriage....

[limDsage]

... you run!

If life gives you sleeping pills...

[lanislori]

...you give them to the young'uns.


If life gives you a bag of love...

[limDsage]

... you spread it to everyone!

If life gives you an axe (guitar)...

[lanislori]

...you put it in a paper shredder.


If life gives you cheese...

[limDsage]

... you put it in a mousetrap, and let the fun begin!

If life gives you a yo-yo...

[lanislori]

...use it to defeat all who stands in your way.


If life gives you indivuals who stand in your way...

[limDsage]

... you give them two Rider Kicks.



One Kamen Rider Joker version



and one Kamen Rider Kabuto version


If life gives you atomic flavored wings...