Akward Moments

[Runewitt]

when you sit in a bathroom stall, do you business... and you realize theres no toilet paper left.

:-[

or when theres someone in the next stall who tries to talk to you, and you hear....

wait, thats just a gross moment.

How about when you hear someone take a call in the stall next to you?  Do you try to keep it down for their sake, or do you give them a gross moment instead out of malice?

well, that hasnt happened yet, but  was doing a bathroom check at work, and was knocking on the stall doors with my broom before trying to open them, and my manager was on the phone in one of the stalls. oh dog it stank.

[XpHoBiaX]

Trying not to luagh at the gross moments, cuz it's awkward enough when you're having one.

[Jerry]

my friend told me about this one:

you just finish making love to your girlfriend...

and from the pure euphoria of relaxation...

She totally ripps one out [a fart] and she does so accidentally in your face

dont ask me why or how, I wasnt there. >_<

I find it more hilarious than anything, but I guess for him it was an awkward moment.  :P

[Jun-Watarase]

Okay, so there was this coworker I had... And he was obsessed with me for about 3 years, and pursued me even though I was dating someone who was his friend. This guy, my god, was creepier than any stalker, ever.

On Valentine's Day, he bought my a crystal figure that said "I love you". At the same time as my ex.

One day, driving me to work... bouquet of roses! Out of nowhere. I put them in a plastic pitcher at work and left them there. He seemed a bit disappointed, so I said, "Um... they look better here!" and went straight home.

Another day, he bought one of those ... 99c plushes from Walgreens and hung it on my doornob by the neck, with a creepy letter in bad handwriting about him thinking about me, that day.

...

[JTchinoy]

my friend told me about this one:

you just finish making love to your girlfriend...

and from the pure euphoria of relaxation...

She totally ripps one out [a fart] and she does so accidentally in your face

dont ask me why or how, I wasnt there. >_<

I find it more hilarious than anything, but I guess for him it was an awkward moment.  :P

You'd be laughing if a girl farted in your face?
I don't know why I'd be relaxing with my girls ass near my face, I see no reason to cuddle with her butt.

[Gatsby]

Jerry you have odd friends.

[RadioactiveKitty]

well it was not real but more of like a O.o "What would you do" dream... me and my bf were were walking home holding hands, and i kissed him, and like my dad saw and i just like woke up... i mean my parents are against that stuff. so like the whole next day was like O.o uhmmmmmm

[RaddaX2]

I had a dream that Chinese Democracy came out and I was hanging with Axel Rose and I accidentally let it slip out that I thought their new album was mediocre.  Then he just looked at me. Like decade of rage channeled through his eyes. Shit was awkwaaaard.


I know it came out like last year or something though, does anyone know if it's good or not?

[BrightHeart76]

That moment when you realize that the guy you thought was really nice and maybe interested in you was actually hitting on every woman in the room.  You can't be mad, but darn it's awkward when your friend points the same guy out and tells you about how that guy just used the same line on them.

[XpHoBiaX]

Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.

THAT was pretty awkward.

[JohnnyAR]

I had a dream that Chinese Democracy came out and I was hanging with Axel Rose and I accidentally let it slip out that I thought their new album was mediocre.  Then he just looked at me. Like decade of rage channeled through his eyes. Shit was awkwaaaard.


I know it came out like last year or something though, does anyone know if it's good or not?

Dude that is HILARIOUS!!!

Yeah, Chinese Democracy is good! All the songs are awesome...

You'll like it.

[Runewitt]

Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.

THAT was pretty awkward.

Two packs of condoms, a cigar, and a large bottle of gatorade.

[XpHoBiaX]

Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.

THAT was pretty awkward.

Two packs of condoms, a cigar, and a large bottle of gatorade.

...and chocolate suace. lawl

[BrightHeart76]

Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.

THAT was pretty awkward.

Two packs of condoms, a cigar, and a large bottle of gatorade.

...and chocolate suace. lawl

LOL...this is sounding more and more like a challenge.  What would you have to bring to the counter to make the cashier at your local drug store blush and / or shake their head in disgust?

[XpHoBiaX]

Car battery, propane and economy size pack of trojanz

[Runewitt]

Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.

THAT was pretty awkward.

Two packs of condoms, a cigar, and a large bottle of gatorade.

...and chocolate suace. lawl

LOL...this is sounding more and more like a challenge.  What would you have to bring to the counter to make the cashier at your local drug store blush and / or shake their head in disgust?

actually, this wasnt a challenge on my part. it actually happend with the two packs, cigar and gatorade.

[XpHoBiaX]

lol those things really happened with me too.

I wouldn't say it's a challenge really. Cuz I'd probably get banned if I started talking about that shiz.

[Jerry]

a 40oz of booze, a flare gun, cool whip, and a box of comdoms.

True story.

[XpHoBiaX]

A flare gun? Where was this at???

XD

[otakuapprentice]

a 40oz of booze, a flare gun, cool whip, and a box of comdoms.

True story.

Its probably safe to say I haven't had anything like this happen.