I hate sitting in the middle row on a 6 hour flight..

LordKefka · June 01, 2009, 04:13:05 AM

So here is me venting...

Apparently I was the last row on a plane back to Boston and right away, I see this 300 pound monster in the isle seat and a crazy looking guy on window. Plane starts, everything looks fine until this guy on the window side spread his arms and start invading my space. I was watching a little TV (yes, planes now have built in TVs in front of you) until his damn arm starts clicking the buttons accidentally for sound, channels and etc until I had to give him the look of death so he would stop. Now the guy in the isle seat, the big gorilla, started eating a smelly ass sandwich before the plane took off, opened a container of salad that smells like the cream of poop 10 minutes later and starts invading my space as well...

In the end, I ended up basically squeezed between two idiots while having to sit through a shaky (as I am already paranoid of plane rides..@_@), carried by the jet stream, Jetblue plane back to hell known as Boston. GG!..-_-;

xXunyuuXx · June 01, 2009, 08:33:43 AM

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COME BACK HERE! ;o;
Venting huh? o.O

rude32 · June 01, 2009, 08:34:38 AM

Dude send this to fmylife.com now.

Dagger-6 · June 01, 2009, 09:29:03 AM

I wish I could splurge on JetBlue.... :'(

XpHoBiaX · June 01, 2009, 08:51:01 PM

The last plane I was in landed on one wheel, doing the sideways thing. @_@ Yep, haven't been on a plane since. That was about 12 years ago.

Raydere · June 02, 2009, 04:55:43 AM

14 hours on the most uncomfortable plane seats around.

That describes my last trip to the Philippines. (The way back didn't feel so bad though.)

Rizumi · June 02, 2009, 05:44:04 AM

Quote from: G.S. LXVIII on June 02, 2009, 04:55:43 AM
14 hours on the most uncomfortable plane seats around.

That describes my last trip to the Philippines. (The way back didn't feel so bad though.)

I know how that feels! >.<
In my last plane ride for the Philippines I had annoying kids nonstop whine and complain that I just eventually snapped and said in a pissed off calm volume voice, "Don't YOU people TRY to shut you OWN kid?!....".

After that kids got scared of me.
Ah~ Oh how I became scary to "nice and cute" is beyond me~ =w=