Super-Ultra Random Prize Machine

[AuroraDreamer]

You won all the state of California's debt.
**Inserts coin**

[Somebody]

D: xD
You get all of the USA's debt since WWII!
**inserts debt**

[AuroraDreamer]

You found Aurora's Suicide note.
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

*SAD FACE*D:
You get Somebody's sad eulogy for Aurora!
**inserts coin**

[Brutal]

You get a bowl full of ramen!
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a bowl full of Udon!
**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You've won air........ in a cup!!
*inserts coins*

[Brutal]

You get a dead worm!
**inserts coin**

[c2chaos]

You got plate of escargot.
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You won a deck of Uno cards.
**inserts coin**

[Brutal]

You get a talking dog!

**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You won a Buttercup (Power Puff Girl) costume.

**inserts coin**

[MyMidnightAffair]

You've won that special someone you've been looking for all your life.

*inserts coins*

[AuroraDreamer]

OMG FINALLY!!! I have been waiting too long... XD

You won $100 giftcard to Gamestop.
**inserts coin**

[Brutal]

You get a new and fancy car!

**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get an ice cream bar!
**inserts coin**

[AuroraDreamer]

You won a jam jar!
**inserts coin**

[Brutal]

You won an extra slice of pizza!
**inserts coin**

[Somebody]

You get a mustache!
**inserts coin**

[AngelWings]

You get a wacky wailing inflatable arm flailing tube man.
*inserts coin*