the "Ask Otaku" thread

[LadyKaren]

Do you think it would be a bad idea to ask George, Gubaba and you all out on a date at the same time?

Will George ever return my affections?

[XpHoBiaX]

Why is it that when a good american citizen requires immediate medical aide...the fucking county/state all of a sudden says you make too much money...yet hand out fist fulls of benefits to non citizens and immigrants?! T______T

[otakuapprentice]

6 months, 22 days from today is what? :wink:
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 15. What is the number?
What is the hardest video game of all time?

1. im guessing your birthday.
2. is it turkey?
3. there are alot of games that are pretty difficult, but i think it would have to be**connection lost**...**connection regained**, and that would have to be one of the hardest games to ever defeat, in my opinion.

Do you think it would be a bad idea to ask George, Gubaba and you all out on a date at the same time?

Will George ever return my affections?

1. it depends on your definition of a 'bad idea'.
2. if you can defeat him in online tetris or blister hockey, we might figure out.

Why is it that when a good american citizen requires immediate medical aide...the fucking county/state all of a sudden says you make too much money...yet hand out fist fulls of benefits to non citizens and immigrants?! T______T

because the country is pretty fsck'ed up right now, with the upcoming elections making it even more worse. that is why i plan on leaving the country and living somewhere else when i get older.

[otakuapprentice]

sorry about the double post here, people.

as you all probably know, i have an incredible amount of fun trying to come up with unique answers to all of your questions, no matter how weird or serious they may be.

unfortunately, i have not been getting as much sleep as i should be getting since the only times i usually get on are right after i come home from work, which means i am already tired at that point and should probably go to sleep at that point. but of course, i don't go to sleep, and on average i stay up until 1am, sometimes until 3am just because i am bored, and that lack of sleep adds up and starts to take a toll on me very slowly.

so, for the next week, you will not end up seeing me on at my regular time that you find me online, so i can get back to my regular sleep schedule and recuperate. that, and im gonna be pretty exhausted next week due to inventory and such.

this does not mean that i don't want you all to post questions. i get a kick out of answering the gauntlet that gets thrown at me; sometimes my answers and funny and make no sense, while other times my answers are very serious and meaningful.

for those that need to get ahold of me(for anything important), either text me or call my cell#. if you don't have it, ya betta' ask somebody!!

until then, i'll see you all back at my usual hours in a weeks' time. for those attending ryu-con, make that two weeks' time.

L473R.

*This meesage has been approved by Dr. O and is fully endorsed by him*

[Jerry]

*cries*

I had ALL these questions about sleeping, types of beds, and fortune cookies and my computer freezes. and I lost the post.

*HAND SMACK FOREHEAD*

since my brain is fried from fatigue and insomnia I'll just post this question since its the only one i remember.


Why do fortune cookie sayings become MOAR awsome when you add the phrase " IN BED " immediately following?

[Karisma Black]

What am I supposed to do when I have a free Saturday and nothing to do? :((

[gubaba]

same problem as Karisma? :( ...though I guess I could always study...

[otakuapprentice]

*cries*

I had ALL these questions about sleeping, types of beds, and fortune cookies and my computer freezes. and I lost the post.

*HAND SMACK FOREHEAD*

since my brain is fried from fatigue and insomnia I'll just post this question since its the only one i remember.


Why do fortune cookie sayings become MOAR awsome when you add the phrase " IN BED " immediately following?

because fortune cookie sayings are made that way.

What am I supposed to do when I have a free Saturday and nothing to do?

roll the dice and see...

same problem as Karisma? ...though I guess I could always study...

well, if you need to study for something important, i suggest you study, young lady.

[gubaba]

when is your birthday?

what's the scariest thought ever?

What's th funniest thought ever?

which do you prefer.. french toast or pancakes?

[otakuapprentice]

when is your birthday?

what's the scariest thought ever?

What's th funniest thought ever?

which do you prefer.. french toast or pancakes?

1. for those that really want to know, my birthday is february 25th. if you want to get me something, go ahead. i've never expected much from anyone, since ive never gotten presents except from family.
2. the scariest thought EVER?? if i try to think it, it would probably scare me to death.
3. the funniest thought ever would end up killing said person with laughter.
4. pancakes. im don't have much of a thing for french toast

[gmontem]

1. Would you eat a pancake on your head?

2. Would you know what I was talking about if there was a pancake on your head?

3. Will a pancake on my head protect me from alien mind probing?

4. What do you like on your pancakes?

5. How many layers of pancakes can you eat at once?

6. Do you like your pancake thin or thick? Large or small in diameter?

7. Ever played frisbee with a pancake, and do you catch it with your hands or your mouth?

8. Does the 10 second rule apply to fallen pancakes?

9. Will you gladly pay Tuesday for a pancake today?

10. Are you sick of pancake questions?

[otakuapprentice]

1. Would you eat a pancake on your head?

2. Would you know what I was talking about if there was a pancake on your head?

3. Will a pancake on my head protect me from alien mind probing?

4. What do you like on your pancakes?

5. How many layers of pancakes can you eat at once?

6. Do you like your pancake thin or thick? Large or small in diameter?

7. Ever played frisbee with a pancake, and do you catch it with your hands or your mouth?

8. Does the 10 second rule apply to fallen pancakes?

9. Will you gladly pay Tuesday for a pancake today?

10. Are you sick of pancake questions?

1. no
2. no.
3. never.
4. just butter and syrup.
5. at least 3 or 4.
6. thick, and large in diameter.
7. no, i have not. if i did, i would probably catch it with my hands, and then proceed to eat it.
8. the 10 second rule has NEVER applied to pancakes. ever.
9. depends how good the pancake is...
10. i'm getting to that point...

[XpHoBiaX]

My birthday is saturday, should I wear a nice outfit to work?

Or should I just just be depressed that I have to work and take it as a normal day?

[otakuapprentice]

My birthday is saturday, should I wear a nice outfit to work?

Or should I just be depressed that I have to work and take it as a normal day?

well, it all depends on how you want your birthday to be: either good or crappy.
just because you have to work on that day should not make you depressed. i have also had to work on my birthday as well, so i know how it feels. but i jsut keep reminding myself: each day i work means i get more money on that sweet, sweet paycheck.

but yea, if you really want to wear a nice outfit, then by all means go ahead.

[Kazuko]

Should I go and shop for misa clothes at hot topic D: even thought i dont like that store  alot

[otakuapprentice]

Should I go and shop for misa clothes at hot topic D: even thought i dont like that store alot

well, if you can find what you need there, then i say go ahead. i know that some people really don't like hot topic(for various reasons, apparently), but if you can't find what you need anywhere else, then hot topic is your last resort. its actualy a long time since i have been inside a hot topic..weird...

[XpHoBiaX]

I had my birfday, but I still have a few suprises still comming in the mail for me...Should I pressure the people into telling me what they are?? lol

[otakuapprentice]

I had my birfday, but I still have a few suprises still comming in the mail for me...Should I pressure the people into telling me what they are?? lol

don't pressure them into telling you. you will destroy the surprise you will have when you open those packages. just bide your time until then...

[Barnes]

6 months twelve days remain, am I right?*
Can't you smell that smell?
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


*=I'm not counting down to my birthday, just so you know.

[otakuapprentice]

6 months twelve days remain, am I right?*
Can't you smell that smell?
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


*=I'm not counting down to my birthday, just so you know.

1. i do believe you are counting down to fanime...either that, or something else.
2. no, thats just you. my computer doesn't come with smell-o-vision.
3. i don't think so. i'm pondering something COMPLETELY different.