the "Ask Otaku" thread

[Barnes]

Oops.  :-[
Why do I feel guilty now?

[Kazuko]

Why arent you giving me tacos =(

[rude32]

just like the first Lassie after his career went down the crapper.

So why did Lassie's career go down the crapper? Was it the drug use, or the fact that Lassie lost that youthful look and no one wanted to see an old dog?

Why arent you giving me tacos =(

If you decide to give away free tacos, can I have one?

[Jerry]

I was just about to post to the thread about not ogling women, and... it's just a mess here, now. I can still see the twisted wreckage.

I wonder how this will end. I can only see anarchy. Not that it was paradise to begin with... but maybe something can good come out of this.(I mean, beyond my advice about not ogling women.)

So if Tony had his own panel about "advise on not ogling women" would you go?

[otakuapprentice]

Oops.  :-[
Why do I feel guilty now?
Because Raptor Jesus would have wanted it that way.

Why aren't you giving me tacos =(
Why aren't you giving me money? Tacos don't grow on trees.

just like the first Lassie after his career went down the crapper.

So why did Lassie's career go down the crapper? Was it the drug use, or the fact that Lassie lost that youthful look and no one wanted to see an old dog?
A little from column A, a little from column B.

Why aren't you giving me tacos =(

If you decide to give away free tacos, can I have one?
MINE!!!

I was just about to post to the thread about not ogling women, and... it's just a mess here, now. I can still see the twisted wreckage.

I wonder how this will end. I can only see anarchy. Not that it was paradise to begin with... but maybe something can good come out of this.(I mean, beyond my advice about not ogling women.)

So if Tony had his own panel about "advise on not ogling women" would you go?
Oh jeez, I would go just to see what happens.

[Mister_E]

How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?

[rude32]

What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?

[otakuapprentice]

How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?
I only saw a few minutes of it, but words cannot describe what I saw in that room....*shudders*

What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?
Truth be told, I have absolutely no idea what it was called, and I don't wanna know. Ever.

[rude32]

How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?
I only saw a few minutes of it, but words cannot describe what I saw in that room....*shudders*

What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?
Truth be told, I have absolutely no idea what it was called, and I don't wanna know. Ever.

Alright I'll take your word for it. I know it's not a question, but can I get a reply?

[otakuapprentice]

How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?
I only saw a few minutes of it, but words cannot describe what I saw in that room....*shudders*

What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?
Truth be told, I have absolutely no idea what it was called, and I don't wanna know. Ever.

Alright I'll take your word for it. I know it's not a question, but can I get a reply?

To what the hentai was? I have no idea, but you might want to ask whoever was in charge of creating the playlist for that night.

[Mister_E]

How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?
I only saw a few minutes of it, but words cannot describe what I saw in that room....*shudders*

What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?
Truth be told, I have absolutely no idea what it was called, and I don't wanna know. Ever.

Alright I'll take your word for it. I know it's not a question, but can I get a reply?

To what the hentai was? I have no idea, but you might want to ask whoever was in charge of creating the playlist for that night.

Did you see the guy taking the photos of you with all your WTF looks outside the room?

[otakuapprentice]

Did you see the guy taking the photos of you with all your WTF looks outside the room?
Well, its kinda hard not to see him when he is standing like two feet away from your face. To whoever that guy was: can I get some copies of my WTF face, please?

[Jerry]

* revives thread with Difibrilator pads *
CLEAR! - *buzzes Jolts *

Wondering if Dr. O even checks this thread anymore... oh well Time for questions!

How's Life in LA treating you Dr. O ?

Is Modern Warefare 2 that bad ass of a game?

Talk about a random adventure that you've had in So Cal.

Is there any restaurants / Dives, Drives, Diners that you would recommend?

Have you visited the Japan town or China town in your area?

Are the homless / bums in the area nice ?

How's the mass transit down there?

Does it "feel" safer than your own neighborhood?

will you be able to make it to Fanime ?

I have your black Xbox controller, how did you want me to get that to you?

[ELDEMONIO]

Why is Jerry asking a bunch of questions to you? ???

And also, does this dress make me look fat?

[otakuapprentice]

* revives thread with Difibrilator pads *
CLEAR! - *buzzes Jolts *
huh..whusgoinonhur....oh wow, so much dust and cobwebs.

Wondering if Dr. O even checks this thread anymore... oh well Time for questions!
As long as I still get questions, I'll keep checking every now and then.

How's Life in LA treating you Dr. O ?
Technically, I live just outside of LA but still close enough; right now, its pretty boring.

Is Modern Warfare 2 that bad ass of a game?
Depends on which portion of the game you ask about:
*The single player is a good length(depending on which difficulty you play with), but still fun. Its like a Michael Bay movie, so to speak.
*SpecOps Mode is lots of fun, but the farther you progress within that mode, its like torture; the difficulty ramps up, the objectives get harder, but for some reason, you just keep coming back for more. (Sidenote: I'm only about a 1/3 done with SpecOps)
*Multiplayer is where at least 70% of everyone that got the game on launch day started playing(I went through single-player, then hit multi afterward). The bulk of the replay factor(and where everyone gets their $59.99+tax worth) comes from here; multiple gametypes, a level progression system, weapon/accessory unlocks after completing certain challenges, and a random tactical nuke here and there(I'm still amazed when someone gets 25 kills in a row to launch one). As of right now, I should be Level 30 at the moment, with max being 70(once you hit 70, Prestige Mode kicks in; at that point, you can either stay 70, or go back to Lvl.1 and keep all your unlocks, but you get a special emblem/insignia/marker........this can be done 10 times.)

Talk about a random adventure that you've had in So Cal.
Its pretty random, but didnt turn into an adventure until maybe 30 minutes into it: day after arriving down here, I took my car and decided to "explore", so to speak; my original objective was to find the mall. Apparently I overshot that, and not knowing it I kept on driving. To make a long story short, I stayed on city streets, and ended up driving the long way around and ended up near Hollywood&Highland (Complete tourist trap, unless you have business down there). Walked around a bit, and went back home....the same way.

Is there any restaurants / Dives, Drives, Diners that you would recommend?
No; Even though I've already been down here for a little more than 3 months, my car insurance got taken away/expired a little after, so no car to explore, and I don't really know the transit system down here. Couple that with no job, and that equals "can't really do much".

Have you visited the Japan town or China town in your area?
Thankfully, I was able to go there before insurance ran out. There are three main places in Little Tokyo that are worth seeing(Little Tokyo Shopping Center, Little Tokyo Mall, and another whose name I can't remember), while the rest of the surrounding area isn't that notable(LT is near downtown which is near Skid Row....downtown is scary, I'll say that). It is a nice area to check out, but not much else.

Are the homeless / bums in the area nice?
In the city where I live, I haven't really seen any, but go to downtown LA.......wow.

How's the mass transit down there?
The further you head in to LA, the more confusing it appears to get.

Does it "feel" safer than your own neighborhood?
YES.

will you be able to make it to Fanime ?
HELL YES. There are still things I need to do there.

I have your black Xbox controller, how did you want me to get that to you?
Hold onto it for right now, I'll think of something.....

Why is Jerry asking a bunch of questions to you? ???
The whole point behind this thread was for people to ask me random questions, and I would answer them....you probably won't get the answer you expected, but you still get an answer (It's pretty much all for amusement).

And also, does this dress make me look fat?
Uhhhh......................*runs off and hides* Hehe, no one will ever find me in my Enchanted Box of Hiding......

[G.I.R]

So,  Wassup?

[otakuapprentice]

So,  Wassup?
*frantically digging, trying to hide the charred bodies and evidence* oh, not much...oh this, nah this is some..uh, some compost...yea, that what it is. *tries to look innocent while determining if you're a threat*

[otakuya]

What's your opinion now that this thread is alive again?

[Jerry]

*phoenix downs* this thread! woot Life!

Jerry's shotgun full of questions- hope your ready for it Dr. O.  - this is gonna be good. :)

So in fifty words or less, How epic was was your Fanime 2010 experience? [doesnt really have to be fifty words]

What was the most epic cosplay you saw at Fanime 2010?

What was THE moment that made your year [at Fanime or in general life]?

What do you have planned for the 4th of July?

If you could make up your random holiday [like they do in those vegas commercials] what would the date be and what would this holiday celebrate?

What are you doing at this exact moment ? [besides posting on the Fanime forums]

If you kept up with E3 news... what do you think is going to be epic this gaming holiday 2010?

What game(s) are a must buy now, recently, or in the future?

Can you believe all the new faces [ i mean screen names here on the forums now? ] ?

Going to AX this year?

Why do we always blame AX ?

Do you believe the rumors that this might be the LAST year of AX ? What have you heard?

Going to Comic? Wish you could sneak yourself and all your nerdy epic friends into Comic Con?

What celebrity would you glomp on sight if you saw him/her at Comic Con [assuming you wouldnt be arrested, beated back etc...]

If you could make your own anime/video live action movie, what would it be?
what actors/actresses would be cast in such an epic movie?

What is the MUST SEE movie of the summer/fall of 2010?

What do you REALLY think of the 'marriage' or Marvel & Disney?

Do you think its possible that Pixar [& Disney] can actually make a 'BAD" movie?

Was my costume of Russell from [Pixar's UP] really that good?

Do you believe the rumors that 4chan & Cgl community are NOT making fun/bashing me?

Do you have any posted proof or links to threads where theyre actually complimenting this Russell? [I've been actually trying to look for this for weeks now...] :P

Do you think I can find an even MORE epic cosplay than Russell?

How Likely would a sequel to UP [pixar movie] be?

Did you like toy story 3? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]

Did you like the Last Airbender? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]

Did you like Twilight: Eclipse ? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]

What do you think of the younger Twilight fans? [teeny bopper fans?]

What do you think of the older 'moms' twilight fans? [possible milfs? wtf? lol]

As a guy, would you ever be a fan of Twilight?

with vampires in general- Would Twilight be actually good [given a fair shake/review] ?

Whats a real vampire & werewolf suppose to be like?

Do you think zombies are related to vampires and werewolves?

Name what you think the hierarchy of post apocalyptic - creatures and otherwise ... would humans be at the bottom of this food chain?


How should I plan my next nerdy epic party of goodness?

How would i go about finding another epic roommate?

Should I continue my harem theme in my home?

Would you be interested in moving back to the bay area?

Think of the epic adventures? Make up one right now.



and with that I wish you a good 4th of July weekend Dr. O!
See you around the internets. 

[otakuapprentice]

What's your opinion now that this thread is alive again?
Its not alive again....it just won't die. :P

*phoenix downs* this thread! woot Life!

Jerry's shotgun full of questions- hope your ready for it Dr. O.  - this is gonna be good. :)
Oooooh, whats this trigger do? Uh-oh.

So in fifty words or less, How epic was was your Fanime 2010 experience? [doesnt really have to be fifty words]
EPIC.

What was the most epic cosplay you saw at Fanime 2010?
Your Russell cosplay.

What was THE moment that made your year [at Fanime or in general life]?
Actually making it to Fanime.

What do you have planned for the 4th of July?
Absolutely nothing.

If you could make up your random holiday [like they do in those vegas commercials] what would the date be and what would this holiday celebrate?
Walker Day.....celebrating the immortal life of Walker, Texas Ranger.

What are you doing at this exact moment ? [besides posting on the Fanime forums]
job-hunting.

If you kept up with E3 news... what do you think is going to be epic this gaming holiday 2010?
I kept up with the news, but not the release dates....so I'm just gonna say the 3DS.

What game(s) are a must buy now, recently, or in the future?
MvC3, Gears 3, Halo:Reach, Batman: Arkham Asylum 2(if you haven't played the first one, do so), etc.

Can you believe all the new faces [ i mean screen names here on the forums now? ] ?
I'm just amazed there are gathering threads already up for 2011.

Going to AX this year?
nah, probably not; I already spent a buttload of money on Fanime, so I've opted against it.

Why do we always blame AX?
It's tradition now.

Do you believe the rumors that this might be the LAST year of AX ? What have you heard?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....actually, this is the first I've heard of it; I highly doubt they will shut it down.

Going to Comic? Wish you could sneak yourself and all your nerdy epic friends into Comic Con?
nah, don't have a pass; hell, I wish I could sneak people in.

What celebrity would you glomp on sight if you saw him/her at Comic Con [assuming you wouldnt be arrested, beated back etc...]
damn, now that is a tough one....either John Barrowman, or Halle Berry.

If you could make your own anime/video live action movie, what would it be?
what actors/actresses would be cast in such an epic movie?
I can't really answer this because I know I would screw it up.

What is the MUST SEE movie of the summer/fall of 2010?
Toy Story 3, Despicable Me, etc.

What do you REALLY think of the 'marriage' or Marvel & Disney?
I WANT MY SPIDER-MAN 4, DAMNIT!!!!!

Do you think its possible that Pixar [& Disney] can actually make a 'BAD" movie?
I won't believe it until I see it.

Was my costume of Russell from [Pixar's UP] really that good?
Dude, you were literally part of closing ceremonies.....I'd say yes.

Do you believe the rumors that 4chan & Cgl community are NOT making fun/bashing me?
its 4chan, so I take anything I hear about it with a grain of salt......but I think they aren't bashing you.

Do you have any posted proof or links to threads where they're actually complimenting this Russell? [I've been actually trying to look for this for weeks now...] :P
nope, I haven't bothered to look for any; you were like when Fanime Jesus first hit the scene.

Do you think I can find an even MORE epic cosplay than Russell?
It's going to be really hard for you to top this, but I think it can be done.

How likely would a sequel to UP [pixar movie] be?
I'd pay to see that.

Did you like toy story 3? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]
Haven't seen it yet, but everyone says it really good.

Did you like the Last Airbender? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]
It was directed by M. night shyamalan....I'm never going to see it.

Did you like Twilight: Eclipse ? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]
I'm getting dragged into seeing that, only because I'm going to see Toy Story after.

What do you think of the younger Twilight fans? [teeny bopper fans?]
Sad, really sad.

What do you think of the older 'moms' twilight fans? [possible milfs? wtf? lol]
Sad, really sad.

As a guy, would you ever be a fan of Twilight?
NO.

with vampires in general- Would Twilight be actually good [given a fair shake/review] ?
No.

Whats a real vampire & werewolf suppose to be like?
Not covered in glitter.

Do you think zombies are related to vampires and werewolves?
No freaking way.

Name what you think the hierarchy of post apocalyptic - creatures and otherwise ... would humans be at the bottom of this food chain?
Zombies>Mutants>Humans....in a zombie apocalypse, we instantly hit the bottom of the food chain.

How should I plan my next nerdy epic party of goodness?
Same way we always do, Pinky.......by winging it.

How would i go about finding another epic roommate?
How many epic roommates have you had now?!

Should I continue my harem theme in my home?
Meh, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Would you be interested in moving back to the bay area?
DUDE.

Think of the epic adventures? Make up one right now.
Race around the bay: 3 Teams, 3 Lists, 1 Winner, Party afterward......either that, ore roadtrip to Vegas...how can it not work?!


and with that I wish you a good 4th of July weekend Dr. O!
See you around the internets.
*floating along the intertubes* OH I'M SAILING AWAY!~~~