Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Gatsby]

This is a fun game and similar to corrupt a wish.

EX.
Q.Why is Fanime so far away?
*Next poster*
A. Because the organizers hate us.

So let's begin.


Why does Kingdom Hearts control my soul?

[K&K4ever]

Because you has no life.

Why do I want to sleep right now?

[Gatsby]

Because you didn't get enough sleep.

Why is the sky blue?

[K&K4ever]

Because it wants to be.

Is there a forum?

[Gatsby]

No, you're just posting in your mind.

Why is anime awesome?

[K&K4ever]

It's in it's DNA to be awesome

Why do the potter puppet pals go "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!" ?

[Barnes]

Underwear.

How stupid should a question be?

[K&K4ever]

on a scale of 1 to 10 it should be a ?

What am I supposed to be doing right now?

[Shinsengumi]

Be lazy  :D

what happen if I sleep right now ?

[K&K4ever]

You pull a rip van winkle and fall asleep for 100 years.

Why are rainbows so colorful? (lol  :D almost wrote comfortable :D )

[Gatsby]

To distract you from the elves who steal one of your socks from the laundry.

Why is milk tasty?

[punk_parfait]

Because you enjoy bovine lactation a bit more than you should.

Why is the world round?  ???

[Gatsby]

It's not they just want us to believe it is.

Why can't people fly?

[KawaiiAngel]

Because gravity hates people

Why are video taped injuries often funny?

[Gatsby]

Because we enjoy their stupidity.

Why do people enjoy guro? *shivers*

[Barnes]

Ragu.

Did you see it Goroh? Did you see my power?

[Gatsby]

No, you have no power.

Why do my meds make me mean sometimes?

[Runewitt]

you're taking the wrong pills.

why cant i get a full swing on my odachi in my bedroom?

[Gatsby]

Your room is too small.

Why does my stomach hurt?

[Runewitt]

you eatted the bad cookie.


if there are no pirates here, why is the rum still gone?