Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Golden State Warrior]

If an orange wasn't an orange, a lemon wouldn't be a lemon.

What's the number for 911?

[Gatsby]

119

Is there a doctor in the house?

[talu-chan]

No, he is in the hospital.

Why couldn't I have gotten off work earlier?

[red_thestrals]

so you wouldn't be early

how soon is now?

[talu-chan]

Ish

Can you tell that I am in a different time zone?

[iNSOMNiAC]

Of course, you're in the future!

Where can I get some Nancy Spumoni snow boots?

[Runewitt]

from Nancy Spumoni!

why did my mom pick an ugly color for the bathroom?

[iNSOMNiAC]

So in case you feel sick you'll feel more inclined to throw up while you're in there! Insta-puke! =D

What's in the box?

[Runewitt]

Jack.

What do you get when you cross a road with a chicken?

[talu-chan]

road kill

What is the big deal with valentines day?

[iNSOMNiAC]

Its secretly the second official Mudkip Day! Give your special someone a Mudkip, dead or alive. =D

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[talu-chan]

In my pants

Why does my hair smell good?

[Runewitt]

because your shampoo smells like vanilla and raspberries.

why dont i wanna be near myself right now?

[talu-chan]

Because you smell

Why am I soo lazy?

[iNSOMNiAC]

Because every moment you are lazy a handful of kittens die and you are just sadistic like that.

Is it time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel?

[Runewitt]

No. Duel time is over.


Didja catchem all?

[talu-chan]

No, they caught you.

Why did I just get ninja'd?

[iNSOMNiAC]

Because you have a ninja infestation and should take care of that immediately before they start mating and multiply.

Why are there always weird people on the city bus?

[talu-chan]

Because they are the most fuin to people watch.

Why has I no more carrots? D:

[iNSOMNiAC]

Because they're wearing invisibility cloaks. They're there, you just can't see them.

Why is it that you can never seem to find the match to a sock?