WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

Danger · May 07, 2009, 08:05:52 AM

Granted. Tuition was all you had money for and you are now living on the street.

I wish I had a million more wishes.

Liquid · May 07, 2009, 08:42:53 AM

Granted...but they all get horribly corrupted.

I wish I didn't work today, but I still got paid anyways.

Danger · May 07, 2009, 08:50:14 AM

Granted. The payment you receive is severance because you were fired.

Liquid · May 07, 2009, 05:16:35 PM

Granted. You are now Bon Jovi, but you are old now and you seem to have lost your voice.

I wish people would remember to make a wish.

Danger · May 07, 2009, 06:09:07 PM

Granted, but it doesn't get granted.....(that is some twisted logic)

I wish for $1,000,000 that are american

Liquid · May 08, 2009, 05:01:49 PM

Granted. That are american. Now gimme my $1,000,000.

I wish I had $2,000 to kickoff my epic winning gambling scheme that I created.

MikoChika · May 08, 2009, 10:45:06 PM

Granted! however your gambling scheme wasn't so epic and you lost double the amount.

I wish there wasn't need for money in the world.

JTchinoy · May 09, 2009, 12:51:38 AM

Quote from: MikoChika on May 08, 2009, 10:45:06 PM
Granted! however your gambling scheme wasn't so epic and you lost double the amount.

I wish there wasn't need for money in the world.

Granted! but this happened because there's no more food or drinks to buy money with.

I wish I was out of debt.

G.I.R · May 09, 2009, 12:53:40 AM

Granted. Now you have no debt, and no Money.

I wish I could make it to Fanime this year.

Liquid · May 09, 2009, 12:06:02 PM

Granted. But you get stuck in a line for 4 days waiting for something awesome....and it gets cancelled.

I wish I could get a $10,000 loan.

Danger · May 09, 2009, 12:25:57 PM

Granted. You have to pay 500% intrest.

I wish the Green Day was playing on a tour date that I could go to and that I actually went to it.

Liquid · May 09, 2009, 12:31:05 PM

Granted. They are. You went. But before they came on stage you were staring at some hot chick who was making eyes at you. Her boyfriend came back from getting a beer and knocked you out. You missed the entire show.

I wish I could have anything I wanted.

Gekido 87 · May 09, 2009, 12:43:31 PM

Granted. You got what you wan't, but the FBI considered it stolen, now your inprisoned in Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I hadn't had an argument with other users in the forum.

Liquid · May 09, 2009, 12:56:49 PM

Granted. You did not have arguements with other users. Instead you had arguements with admins...and now you're banned.

I wish for breakfast.

G.I.R · May 09, 2009, 01:10:34 PM

Quote from: Liquid on May 09, 2009, 12:06:02 PM
Granted. But you get stuck in a line for 4 days waiting for something awesome....and it gets cancelled.

Oooooh! Ultimate wish corruption! Everyone looses!

Quote from: LiquidI wish for breakfast.

Granted. But After you get it served, the phone rings, a tele-marketer keeps you busy for ten minutes, and your food gets cold.

I wish I didn't have to go into work today.

Liquid · May 09, 2009, 01:16:15 PM

Granted. You get into a car wreck and end up in the hospital.

I wish I had more fun stuff to do.

MikoChika · May 09, 2009, 06:34:01 PM

granted. however you before quickly bored with that fun stuff, and have become bored once again.

I wish i didn't get heartburn drinking coffee in the morning.

Danger · May 09, 2009, 06:53:51 PM

Granted. Instead of heartburn, you get AIDs

I wish myspace didn't exist.

Liquid · May 09, 2009, 09:31:37 PM

Granted. Myspace does not exist. Instead, there is a website called Tom'sSpace, that has the exact same function.

I wish my allergy pills were non-drowsy.

MikoChika · May 10, 2009, 04:36:17 PM

Granted! They instead keep you up at all hours of the night with heartburn.

I wish AIDs and cancer didn't exist.