Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[Jerry]

Smells like Cooked riced.

[Liquid]

Is right.

[PinkHairSasuke]

rode the washing machine

[Liquid]

Should have known that it was actually the dryer.

[AbsolutelyCursed]

Got himself stuck in the dryer.

[DentyneIce408]

Is a transformer that was disguised as a dryer.

[Liquid]

Is a robot that likes to hump washing machines.

[DentyneIce408]

Wishes he was the washing machine.

[Liquid]

Likes to read Bleach. (Not the manga, but instead the various containers of Bleach at the super market.)

[Nightroad]

Stalks people who buy eggs at supermarkets.

[Liquid]

Buys eggs exclusively at supermarkets with stalkers.

[Jerry]

Once jumped out of an exploding plane to save a box full of puppies.

[Liquid]

Believes I jumped out of a plane to save puppies....but actually I jumped out to save the box that they were in. Since the plane was already exploding, I kind of had to jump out to live. I needed a makeshift parachute and the box was the only thing that I had time to work with. :-\

[Nightroad]

Was voted the most kind and saintly person in the world yesterday.

[Jerry]

has starred in several samurai western action flicks along side Chuck Norris.  8)

[Liquid]

Has been arrested for pimping.

[michiko nakano]

has pimped

[Jerry]

has made a fortune on making WMD's [weapons of mass destruction] in her cosplay sewing room.

[Liquid]

Was once held in Gitmo because he was pulled out of an airport security line for a random screening and when they swabbed his hands the chemicals came up as known bomb making materials. He was later cleared and released when it was discovered that the chemicals were just the ingrediants to a common brand of lotion.

[Nightroad]

Stayed up all night night yesterday to watch the early mourning infomersials