Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

[c2chaos]

^ insisted that all the guests arrive in banana suits.

[AuroraDreamer]

^ ate his banana suit till he became indecent.

[c2chaos]

^ bet that I couldn't eat my whole suit.

[monikamilani]

ate everyone's dresses at my weding

[Somebody]

^was mad because my banana-wedding totally crashed her banana-wedding xD

[c2chaos]

^ realized that the gorilla took of with the best-man who was carrying the ring,

[AuroraDreamer]

^ hired the gorilla to do it.

[c2chaos]

^the person I paid to get the gorilla to do it.

[AuroraDreamer]

was pissed when I didn't use the exact gorilla he specified.

[PinkHairSasuke]

gave me said gorilla.

[c2chaos]

^ Owned a chimpanzee named Diddy prior to getting the gorilla.

was pissed when I didn't use the exact gorilla he specified.

It was supposed to take the bride away and not the best man!

[doriangray]

^ Insisted that the gorilla be called "Grodd" at all times.  The gorilla did not seem pleased about this.

[AuroraDreamer]

^ is training to be a voodoo master.

[c2chaos]

^ has driven a shopping cart on a freeway.

[Jerry]

^ has burnouted doughnuts on the free way

[Somebody]

^has sold hot dogs on the freeway

[Jerry]

^ sells pocky on the freeway and has better business than my hotdog business  :-[

[AuroraDreamer]

has bad business, because he keeps going over and buying pocky from Somebody.

[Jerry]

^ likes to sunbathe next to Somebody's Pocky's stand to attract more fanboys.

[Somebody]

^is trying to put me out of business by cosplaying with his girlfriend at his stand