Battlestar Molaria: a filling silver crown dental ficition

Started by Glitch, December 11, 2010, 06:30:40 PM

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Glitch

This story is a prequel to my trip to the dentist.

Battlestar molaria
Chapter 1: Meaty smore rising

The year is 2010(I think. Not sure since I sniff a lot of paint thinner) and my technique for burning random crap is at it's pinnacle. So one day I think to myself "maybe I can cook too". So I wrap some marshmallows over a sausage on a stick.(I would have used bacon, except those always slip off) I start off the fire by lighting a match and tossing it on newspaper pile covered in naruto pajamas for kids.(they light faster than if I would have used lighter fluid)
Once the fire is good and ready, I cook my meaty smore. After a few minutes of my putrid food being on fire, I blow out the flames and take a bite. My first reaction to this unique meal is "holy S*** this thing is hot!!" I could feel the pain all the way the center of my molar.(I haven't felt that much pain since that one time I entered the maid cafe with shoes that have mirrors on the top.)


Somebody

Cosplay 2013
Friday night: RWBY (incomplete)
Saturday morning: Arrietty
Sunday afternoon: Ruby w/ Adam (RWBY, no scythe)
Monday: Arrietty

c2chaos


In my left brain, there's nothing right & in my right brain, there's nothing left.

G.I.R

Quote from: Glitch on December 11, 2010, 06:30:40 PM
This story is a prequel to my trip to the dentist.

Battlestar molaria
Chapter 1: Meaty smore rising

Stuff.



Wait!  Where's the thumbs up button?

Glitch


G.I.R

Oh, I thought it was a Parody.  Then I could have suggested  spamming a reply to a topic in the guise of actually contributing.

Glitch

Quote from: G.I.R on December 16, 2010, 12:34:24 PM
Oh, I thought it was a Parody.  Then I could have suggested  spamming a reply to a topic in the guise of actually contributing.
*Reads link.* This guy basically just hands us comedic material,er, I mean, fan fics should be treated with respect! The best way of doing that is by making them very long,overly detailed and about a series most people don't give two sh!#s about. If absolutely nobody replies to it, it's not because they don't care, it's because they are left speechless by the sheer awesomeness. So this is a very serious matter.

PyronIkari

These retarded parody threads were never funny. And for the most part seems the only thing glitch can do at an attempt to be original... irony?

Glitch

Quote from: PyronIkari on December 21, 2010, 05:09:29 PM
These retarded parody threads were never funny. And for the most part seems the only thing glitch can do at an attempt to be original... irony?
Oh my, Mikey doesn't seem to like something. How will we all cope?
Of course I would have to give a flying f#@% about his opinion for it to have any effect.
*Reads newspaper while thread takes very long trip to being locked.*

G.I.R

Isn't it about time to post a couple of more chapters that nobody will read or reply too?