I've come from the year 2036.

[Lucifargundam]

How long does this thead go on?

[limDsage]

Is Detroit like the one in Deus Ex: Human Revolution?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Does Homestuck die out?

[limDsage]

What is considered the breakfast of champions in your era? Does it involve cigarettes and coffee still?

[Lucifargundam]

Does twilight ever merge with 30 shades of grey?

[limDsage]

Describe the 2036 version of Vegas in one word.

[Lucifargundam]

How many more tattoos do I get?

[Glitch]

Does Reagen ever become president?

No, never.

Does Megan Fox ever return my bike?

Yes, but by that time you probably don't want it back.

Is there a new currency?

Yes. It's called Miku money. It's still green with with a slight blue tinge to it.

Does Megan Fox ever return my Ray Bands?

Yes, and surprisingly in better condition than how you first had them.

Does Ray Man ever topple Sonic and Mario?

He does. But it is short lived because he is then toppled by Bubsey.

Is there ever a sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

No. They were close, but Goku wanted too much money to appear in it, and the whole thing fell apart after that.

Are they still conducting tests on Arperture labs?

Yes. But they make snack cakes now.

Will there be cake?

No. only pie. Because pie is the truth.

Did Kratos, Asura, Kenshiro, and Chuck Norris fought one another and started a thermonuclear war?

They were going to, but Bruce Lee and The Macho Man stopped them.

i gotz to know, did the Sharks finally win the Stanley Cup during any season before 2036??

Not at all. They did win the Heisman trophy once, though.

Do I ever become president of the US?

Yes, but only for a day. They have a raffle every year about it. Things got really weird when Megan Fox got the seat that one time.

Will Fanime change into a planet-sized giant robot?

Fanime is not that big yet. At the most we turn into the size of Godzilla. It was fun watching AX get stomped on.

does Barnes ever get Noble?

Yes he does...there are no survivors.

When it becomes 2014 here, do the years change there?

I'm not sure what exactly you're asking, so here's a puppy.
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         _/ ^ \_
        (/ /^\ \)-'
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Does Dorthy ever go back to Kansas?

She only makes to Alabama.

Do Epic Rap Battles of History ever end?

No. History keeps going, and so does beating a dead horse(that expression is actually positive in my time.).

Have the Templars stopped in their conquest to take over the world?

Yes, they have. They are stopped by the Legion of Super Critics.

does the PS9 ever get released and lives up to the hype in the commercial?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/62936/ps9_commercial/

They do not since Sony is bought off by KFC. I for one love my new Plate-Station.

Does gas get any cheaper?

Yes, but only because we don't use gas anymore. We use sarcasm to power our cars...because you know how helpful that is. Real genius plan.

Does Fanime take over the US?

We only take over one third. We've been making strides to take over Anime Central's territory(especially with our effective alpaca calvelry), but Otakon's troops are just way too powerful for us to break through their defenses. Their bear controlled turrets put up quite a fight.

[Lucifargundam]

Does Miku become my future daughter? Or how would that work if at all relevant?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Do Vocaloids become human beings?

[limDsage]

And would some humans become vocaloids?

[Lucifargundam]

Does enlightenment become a standard?

[limDsage]

Are Beavis and Butthead still trying to score some chicks?

[Glitch]

Who is the weakest link in your era?

Vic mignogna.

Do Kamen Rider and Power Rangers ever duke it out?

No. They realize that violence is never the answer. But Kamen Rider and The Smurfs totally murder each other.

What happens to the reddit community?

They are eradicated by 4chan.

Are there magical girls/boys? Complete with magical transformation sequences? And is one of them George Takei's clone?

They exist but the transformation just happens in a phone booth. It's not as exciting as people expected. And one of them is George Takei himself. His powers let him be younger. He dukes it out all the time with James Hong.

Have you guys reached Alpha Centauri yet?

Yeah, but there's nothing really there. Just a Hoawrd Johnson and McDonald's.

Does 4Chan still make or break YouTube users?

No, because youtube users learn to fight back.

What is the paradox of your timeline?

Figuring if the pedo or the loli came first.

Do people stop unnecessarily hating on Fanimecon?

Nope, because they always find something to complain about. In our convention bags we got a tiny robot that could transform into a car and a dog. Some people were mad because it didn't also transform into a nail clipper.

Do people find something better to do than hate on Homestuck?

No, because Homestuck worshippers mount a take over of Fanime. We defeated them with the Alpaca calvelry but they still pop up now and then.

Does Fanimecon takeover San Jose completely?

Yes. And not only do we take over but we do a better job running it. The four days of Fanime are city wide holiday and high school girls within the city are required to wear a seifuku to school.

Will there be mandatory free donut days in my office?

Yes , there is. The donuts are even delivered by cops.

Will dentistry be free?

Yes. Along with taxidermy.

What's Caltrain like?

Very efficient.

Is limDsage still alive?

No

Do I get to see what 2036 is like?

Yes(as a cyborg zombie).

Is Chuck Norris a cyborg now?

No, he's a human. But instead of being able to punch through steel, he can only punch through concrete. Age has taken it's toll.

Have the Ice Climbers reached the peak of Mt. Everest?

Yes. They are then eaten by Yeti.

Did they ever figure out Goku's actual power level?

It's it's over 3.16. Which makes him able to stun anybody and anything(while drinking beer).

Can Vegeta handle things that are over 9000?

Yes. His bank account. Which is unfortunate since he wasted all of it on horse racing.

[Lucifargundam]

Does transdimensional travel become a common thing?

[PinkHairSasuke]

Does Kirby become the supreme ruler of Iceland?

[limDsage]

What is the current trend of the year 2036?

[Barnes]

Will students in the U.S. still have loan debt problems?

does Barnes ever get Noble?
Yes he does...there are no survivors.

Lol, that is awesome.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Does the Avengers continue to be a huge success?

[limDsage]

Do we get to see the re-enactment of Marve's Civil War storyline? This time with all of the Kamen Riders and Gokaigers?