If Life Gives You...

[PinkHairSasuke]

It's pretty simple, someone posts "If life gives you [insert item,etc]..." and then the next person replies with what you do in that case. The replier then posts their own "If life gives you."

I'll start:

If life gives you a chef competition...

[limDsage]

...then you better make sure that beef is not undercooked to the point it's eating the salad you made.

If life gives you potatoes..

[Lucifargundam]

... make garlic frys!

If life gives you stinky socks...

[SkylerKarashi]

you throw them at your bratty little sibbling. XD

... life gives you video games

[limDsage]

... you play it and play some more

If life gives you a hammer..

[PinkHairSasuke]

You smash some barrels, climb some ladders, save a princess and knock a gorilla off of his steel perch.

If life gives you a magical State Farm agent....

[Lucifargundam]

.....you abuse the ability to summon them and grant infinite wishes.

If life gives you a lightbulb...

[limDsage]

... you keep it in case of emergency.

If life gives you a wet burrito...

[Lucifargundam]

... you ask for tapatio!

If life gives you water...

[Mi Feng]

Make Kool aide

If life gives you gas cards ..

[SkylerKarashi]

travel to the ends of the earth.


if life gives you insomnia...

[Lucifargundam]

...watch over those who are sleeping.

If life gives you a hard place...

[limDsage]

... then do what you can to get through it!

If life gives you more lives..

[Lucifargundam]

...then spend them living life!!

If life gives you a snickers...

[limDsage]

... you stop being grumpy!

If live gives you watermelons..

[Lucifargundam]

... make a fruit salad!

If life gives you weeds in your garden but no trash can...

[limDsage]

... you get a big plastic bag and put it there.

If life gives you a clown...

[G.I.R]

.. you start a circus.

If life gives you a hard time ...

[Lucifargundam]

... then party hard!

If life gives you mud...

[limDsage]

... then you make mud cake and feed it to the pigeons

If life gives you an umbrella...