If Life Gives You...

limDsage · May 23, 2013, 12:40:47 PM

... you chew the crap out of it and then stick it to somebody's car for being a terrible parker.

If life gives you taxes...

01 · May 23, 2013, 02:26:21 PM

Then i tell who ever taxing me that I'm a minor and that they cannot charge me because my parents cover my taxes until I'm a homeowner.

If life gives you a chair...

limDsage · May 23, 2013, 02:42:38 PM

...you sit on it, and then you get up and then sit down again

If life gives you Dave Chappelle...

Lucifargundam · May 25, 2013, 10:06:59 PM

...you have him star at your comedy club!

If life gives u a free drink...

PinkHairSasuke · May 27, 2013, 07:54:05 PM

you hope it is a strong drink!

If life gives you an awesome dance partner for a dance show...

limDsage · May 28, 2013, 09:23:09 AM

... you dance with her, and then go out with her!

If life gives you all of Fourze's 40 astroswitches...

PinkHairSasuke · May 28, 2013, 09:37:44 AM

you conquer the world!

If life gives you hard hitting choices...

limDsage · May 28, 2013, 11:12:49 AM

... you body it hard!

If life gives you a chance of doing a pilgrimage...

Lucifargundam · May 28, 2013, 10:21:42 PM

...you go to the place of your dreams!

If life gives you a lifetime supply of pocky...

PinkHairSasuke · May 28, 2013, 11:17:45 PM

you play the Pocky game!

If life gives you a lifetime supply of hard candy....

Sunara Ishi · May 30, 2013, 11:00:24 PM

... choose the best butterscotch and brittle available. Package & sell the rest.

If life gives you a real life musical where everyone constantly sings....

Lucifargundam · May 31, 2013, 02:40:51 AM

...you would host it at next year's fanimecon at stage zero!!!

If life gave you infinite truth...

PinkHairSasuke · May 31, 2013, 10:22:04 AM

you exploit having the truth of all!

If life gives you a swarm of bees...

limDsage · May 31, 2013, 01:09:33 PM

... you become the Pain and join the Cobra Unit! (Metal Gear Solid 3 reference)

If life gives you the Trial memory (Kamen Rider Accel's upgrade form)...

Lucifargundam · May 31, 2013, 11:06:17 PM

...you learn how to duplicate it.

If life gives you tonic water...

PinkHairSasuke · June 02, 2013, 01:10:05 PM

you make a tonic water slide!

If life gives you someone who can't cook....

limDsage · June 03, 2013, 10:15:47 AM

...you hire Gordon Ramsey to give that person "motivation."

If life gives you an algorithm...

PinkHairSasuke · June 03, 2013, 10:29:32 AM

you get frustrated and leave it alone.

If life gives you sparkly skin like a Twilight vampire...

limDsage · June 03, 2013, 04:15:23 PM

...then you either live as a fabulous vampire, or a disgrace to the vampire race..

If life gives you Daft Punk...

Lucifargundam · June 04, 2013, 06:20:15 PM

....you celebrate one more time!

If life gives you a stick..

If Life Gives You...

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