If Life Gives You...

[lanislori]

...you eat them happily.


If life gives you a video of Christopher Walken tap dancing...

[Lucifargundam]

...you tell him to break a leg.

If life gives you a nutcracker ballet...

[lanislori]

...you obnoxiously eat peanuts in the audience.


If life gives you an octorok...

[Lucifargundam]

...you beat it until it resembles sushi.

If life gives you a bad taste in your mouth...

[limDsage]

... you spit it out!

If life gives you the unfair side of things...

[lanislori]

...you turn it to the fair side while no one's looking.


If life gives you a fire...

[Lucifargundam]

...you make smores!

If life gives you infinite enemies...

[limDsage]

... you transform into Kamen Rider Wizard's Infinity style and destroy the infinite enemies!



If life gives you a dinosaur...

[Lucifargundam]

...you ride it like Jesus did when he invented rodeos!

If life gives you old popcorn...

[limDsage]

... you give it to Beavis and Butthead again, and tell them they can score more chicks than they could possibly ever count!

If life gives you Charlie Murphy...

[Lucifargundam]

...you have him impersonate eddie murphy.

If life gives you Martha Stewart

[lanislori]

...you celebrate the holidays topless.


If life gives you a beetle...

[Lucifargundam]

...you burn it before it crawls under your skin!

If life gives you The Mummy...

[lanislori]

...you watch a watered-down Leon Kennedy.


If life gives you face cam...

[Lucifargundam]

...you face the cam.

If life gives you a cameo of your face...

[lanislori]

You sing about it being a cameo lover.


If life gives you a discount...

[Lucifargundam]

...you use it to save money to go to Hawaii.

If life gives you the best friend anyone could ever ask for...

[lanislori]

...you sweat uncontrollably.


If life gives you a scenery...

[Lucifargundam]

...you take pictures of it and remember such beauty till the day you die.

If life gives you zen...

[lanislori]

...you repay it with yen.


If life gives you a broken heart...