If Life Gives You...

[Lucifargundam]

..you become tired.

If life gives you orange kitkats..

[lanislori]

...you turn them into orange tiktaks.

If life gives you an error message...

[limDsage]

You reboot it..

If life gives you padlocks..

[Lucifargundam]

You pick it with your homemade lockpick set.

If life gives you easy to solve scenarios...

[lanislori]

...you get bored.

If life gives you tedious tasks...

[Lucifargundam]

...you accomplish them triumphantly and then move on...

If life gives you monumental tasks...

[lanislori]

...you gracefully fall on your face.

If life gives you lack of food...

[limDsage]

... you are doomed!

If life gives you trance music...

[Lucifargundam]

...you blast it on your stereo.

If life gives you a zombie attack..

[Twixz151]

(I know this forum is old and probably dead but I have to post this. :3) "When life gives you radioactive lemons, you make glow-in-the-dark lemonade. mmmMMM....." ~Romantically Apocalyptic

[Lucifargundam]

If life gives you equations, you throw in random variables.

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If life gives you lucifargundam, revoke him of awesomeness

[mikasa-san]

If life gives you a cell phone, you charge it and then forget about it.

[limDsage]

HOLD ON, RESET!

If life gives you a onesie...

[Twixz151]

If life gives you a straw use it to escape the pit of sugary death. ;D

[Lucifargundam]

If life gives you a straw use it to escape the pit of sugary death. ;D

Fail.             Correction:::

.....you jump into the onesee and read a book by the fire!
If life gives you free passes to Fanime...

[limDsage]

Then the struggle is over for you!

If life gives you a chunky cookie..

[lanislori]

...you take that chunky cookie, AND EAT IT.

If life gives you the WWE...

[limDsage]

... then you complain about how Batista doesn't deserve to win Royal Rumble.

If life gives you tables...

[lanislori]

...you turn them around.

If life gives you a friendly bearded metalhead...