If Life Gives You...

[Lucifargundam]

...you make it grant you wishes!

If life gives you a crow...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you become the master of all crows!

If life gives you a wimpy sidekick....

[lanislori]

...kick his side until he is no longer wimpy.

If life gives you adjectives...

[limDsage]

... you know your grammar lessons now!

If life gives you countermeasures...

[lanislori]

...you count that all you have measured.

If life gives a sub...

[limDsage]

... you now have a free meal!

If life gives you way...

[lanislori]

...you pon.

If life gives you candy...

[Lucifargundam]

...you share it with someone with a sweet tooth.

If life gives you lost time...

[limDsage]

... you ride the DenLiner to travel to that lost time!

If life gives you the Clock Up ability Kamen Rider Kabuto has...

[Lucifargundam]

...you use it to turn back time!

If life gives you an electric guitar...

[limDsage]

... you play it like John Frusciante!

If life gives you a song that matches your current mood...

[Lucifargundam]

...you listen to it and keep a hard copy.

If life gives you a greedy familia...

[lanislori]

...you give them Monopoly money.

If life gives you an angry mob...

[Lucifargundam]

...you calm them down with a pitiful sob.

If life gives you a life of rhymes...

[PinkHairSasuke]

you rhyme all the time and enjoy it or else you'll soil it.

If life gives you pie...

[limDsage]

... you eat it!

If life gives you Sriracha sauce...

[lanislori]

...you put it on all the pho you can.

If life gives you pickles...

[Lucifargundam]

... you hand them to someone else cuz you dont like pickles.

If life gives you broken headphones...

[limDsage]

... you use them as noise-cancellers instead!

If life gives you Dave's Insanity Sauce...

[Lucifargundam]

...you use it on your fries!

If life gives youa can of nos...