If Life Gives You...

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Lucifargundam

#320
June 24, 2013, 11:30:52 AM
...you take it to the black and white ball!

If life gives you harpies...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

lanislori

#321
June 24, 2013, 06:43:22 PM
...you use it to attack the hoard of zombies chasing you in a mall.

If life gives you a poundcake...

limDsage

#322
June 24, 2013, 07:45:59 PM
... you scream, "poundcaaaake? poundcaaaaaakeeee!!" in a Goliath's voice (Borderlands)

If life gives you beefcake cartman...


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Lucifargundam

#323
June 24, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
...you throw him in the N64 fps game!

If life gives you tempation...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

lanislori

#324
June 24, 2013, 10:55:52 PM
...you eat hoards of ice creams and forget all about it.

If life gives you free admission...

Lucifargundam

#325
June 24, 2013, 10:59:55 PM
...you use it to make a profit!

If life gives you infinite money you cannot spend...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

lanislori

#326
June 24, 2013, 11:05:29 PM
...you slap life.

If life gives you a slap to the face...

Lucifargundam

#327
June 24, 2013, 11:09:10 PM
...you turn the other cheek.

If life gives you your own one-engine airplane....


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

lanislori

#328
June 25, 2013, 12:42:15 AM
...you steal its only engine.

If life gives you a stolen engine...

Lucifargundam

#329
June 25, 2013, 01:03:14 AM
...you install it into a stolen car.

If life gives you a stolen car...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

lanislori

#330
June 25, 2013, 02:00:16 AM
...you return it out of guilt...and a reward.

If life gives you reward money...

Lucifargundam

#331
June 25, 2013, 03:19:14 AM
....you spend it on lotto tickets to make more money!

If life gives you a worthless lotto ticket...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

limDsage

#332
June 25, 2013, 09:11:42 AM
You burn it and cry!

If life gives you a screen cleaner...


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lanislori

#333
June 25, 2013, 12:37:26 PM
...you clean many screens.

If life gives you a record...

Lucifargundam

#334
June 25, 2013, 03:02:38 PM
...you put it in your player!

If life gives you waffles...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

lanislori

#335
June 25, 2013, 03:40:05 PM
....you flatten them to make pancakes.

If life gives you pseudo-pancakes...

Lucifargundam

#336
June 25, 2013, 04:01:07 PM
...you feed them to your pseudo-dog.

If life gives you Bob Ross's "happy bushes"...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

lanislori

#337
June 25, 2013, 04:27:09 PM
...you paint a happy fro to match the happy bushes.

If life gives you a fro...

Lucifargundam

#338
June 25, 2013, 05:28:48 PM
...you rock it like a bro!

If life give you a bow...


if that the master a 'prentice have,
Entirely then that he him tell,
That he the craft ably may know,
Wheresoever he go under the sun.

lanislori

#339
June 25, 2013, 05:34:58 PM
...you sport it like the magical girl you are.

If life gives you a magical staff...
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