Topic: If Life Gives You... (Read 43329 times)

limDsage · « **Reply #460 on:** April 07, 2014, 09:37:43 AM »

... you build a gummy bear army and rule the seven seas!

If life gives you a lamp...

Lucifargundam · « **Reply #461 on:** April 07, 2014, 08:59:15 PM »

...you light up the room!

If life gives you an alternate identitiy...

limDsage · « **Reply #462 on:** April 08, 2014, 10:29:41 AM »

... you start over!

If life gives you a pie shake...

heeroyuy135 · « **Reply #463 on:** April 09, 2014, 09:34:06 PM »

...make sure they're not sugarless before eating.

If life gives you the Heartbleed bug...

Lucifargundam · « **Reply #464 on:** April 15, 2014, 02:40:20 AM »

..you patch and only go to sites with improved ssl.

If life gives you a trick question...

Mi Feng · « **Reply #465 on:** April 15, 2014, 04:46:47 PM »

...you dodge the question.

If life gives you extremely good weather...

limDsage · « **Reply #466 on:** April 15, 2014, 07:11:26 PM »

... you go to the beach!

If life gives you Koja Kitchen...

N.E.R.V.agent220 · « **Reply #467 on:** April 25, 2014, 10:57:53 AM »

...you make the most awesome and not cheapest curry you can think off.

If life gives you a potato...

limDsage · « **Reply #468 on:** April 25, 2014, 12:07:11 PM »

... You bake it!

If life gives you a newborn baby..

Lucifargundam · « **Reply #469 on:** April 26, 2014, 12:20:55 AM »

... You make it your minion.

If life gives you an antiquated graphics card...

heeroyuy135 · « **Reply #470 on:** April 26, 2014, 11:21:33 PM »

...play some classic Quake or Unreal with it.

If life gives you a rubber stamp.

Lucifargundam · « **Reply #471 on:** April 30, 2014, 02:26:28 AM »

... You stamp each dollar bill you come across with it.

If life gives you an improved ssh...

N.E.R.V.agent220 · « **Reply #472 on:** May 11, 2015, 09:21:16 PM »

....you silence anyone who gets in your way.

If life gives you a scholarship...

SquishyK · « **Reply #473 on:** May 12, 2015, 12:34:44 PM »

…you go to clown college.

If live gives you a basket of cats...

Sunara Ishi · « **Reply #474 on:** May 13, 2015, 12:07:38 AM »

.... go buy lots of cat food.

If life gives you a final boss...

SquishyK · « **Reply #475 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:15:45 AM »

…press x to not die.

If life gives you duct tape…

chivibii · « **Reply #476 on:** May 18, 2015, 06:16:29 PM »

... put the tape on the duck.

If life gives you a good squeeze...

N.E.R.V.agent220 · « **Reply #477 on:** May 21, 2015, 09:36:52 PM »

...then all the misery and sorrows will be dispersed.

If life gives you a set of golf clubs...

Sunara Ishi · « **Reply #478 on:** June 02, 2015, 11:32:09 PM »

... sell them on ebay.

If life gives you giant millipedes...

Barnes · « **Reply #479 on:** June 06, 2015, 01:08:46 AM »

dissect them for science.

If life gives you a hardsuit (one that lets you move around and fight in)...

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