Chuck Norris: Just the facts

YoureMyHiro · November 04, 2005, 11:16:43 AM

The facts about Chuck Norris.

Beard Power!

AbsolutelyCursed · November 04, 2005, 03:06:19 PM

That's some funny stuff

G.I.R · March 03, 2006, 11:48:11 PM

... I will never eat cake again...

...after seeing this.

gmontem · March 03, 2006, 11:57:59 PM

Next Friday is Chuck Norris Day!!! (his birthday) XD

Shinsengumi · March 04, 2006, 12:56:05 AM

that was funny :lol:

gmontem · March 04, 2006, 01:00:34 AM

Chuck Norris Karate Kommados? wth lol

~~Loktera~~ · March 04, 2006, 04:11:30 PM

Quote from: "gmontem"Chuck Norris Karate Kommados? wth lol

@_@

I just realized something...

I have a Chuck Norris Action figure. With Karate Kick Action...

gmontem · March 04, 2006, 04:25:29 PM

Quote from: "~~Loktera~~"I have a Chuck Norris Action figure. With Karate Kick Action...

Now you must make us an animated GIF of that sweet action figure.

pockystix · March 04, 2006, 05:48:25 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? .__.

gmontem · March 04, 2006, 07:11:13 PM

Quote from: "pockystix"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? .__.

That would be impossible for it is written that

QuoteChuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Edit: Man I felt dirty googling for Chuck Norris erection. I recall reading that joke but couldn't remember the exact wording. XD

Tsubasa · March 04, 2006, 07:20:34 PM

Quote from: "gmontem"
QuoteChuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Edit: Man I felt dirty googling for Chuck Norris erection. I recall reading that joke but couldn't remember the exact wording. XD

It was actually Vin Diesel. Although, I'm sure Chuck's erection is, at the least, comparable in its destructive potential.

joshness · March 05, 2006, 03:12:00 PM

Here's the Chuck Norris Fact Site. Much better then having to refresh.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

By the way, There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Heartbreak_despair · March 10, 2006, 08:34:00 AM

all chuck norris is is jesus if jesus wanted to be chuck norris

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start

DemonLordZabuza · March 10, 2006, 03:17:30 PM

Today in my circuits lab, someone brought a cake and 66 candles in celebration of Chuck Noris 66th birthday...or was it 60 candles for his 60th birthday...one of the two

Heartbreak_despair · March 15, 2006, 08:46:58 AM

If Chuck Norris got into a fight w/ himself the world would explode due to the force that two Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks produce, because of this it would cause superman to fly around the world backwards in order to prevent the world from exploding. Then Chuck Norris would see superman flying around and would deem it a challenge and roundhouse kick him into oblivion, only to mess up the space time continuum and he would see a second Chuck Norris right next to him...

G.I.R · June 20, 2007, 12:23:53 PM

Asa_Gohan · June 20, 2007, 01:59:27 PM

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

gmontem · June 20, 2007, 03:20:14 PM

Chuck Norris is the reason why my face looks the way it is... oh wait a minute. Doh!

Errowyn · June 20, 2007, 06:06:27 PM

On Family Guy once they had this thing on Chuck Norris and Peter was saying "I heard Chuck Norris is so tough under his beard he doesn't have a chin, he just another fist." For the gags for that you'd see this fist come out from his beard and punch someone.

G.I.R · October 22, 2007, 11:02:31 PM

There are only two kinds of criminals in the world: Those who have met Chuck Norris, and those who are still alive.

Will it Blend? Chuck Norris.