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« on: September 07, 2006, 09:23:01 PM »

well, it seems that by popular demand(and by Lady Karen thinking of the idea in the first place), i give you the...

Ask Otaku Thread

what can you ask me? you can ask me just about anything and everything(there are restrictions now in effect). everyone will be able to finally have a glimpse of the world thorugh my beady, little eyes.

just make sure its PG-13, though. we have little kiddes here. and without futher adieu...

ASK AWAY!!

NOTE: no riddles, please. im a human being, not Dick f---ing Tracy.

ADD-ON RULE: keep whatever drama you have out of here. any attacks/flames/etc. through questions or posts that stray from this thread will be noted and reported to Mods. i'm not fscking playing anymore...don't get me mad; it's not something i like...
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2006, 09:33:00 PM »

A man lives on the top floor and takes the elevator down every day to work, but takes the stairs to get home. Why?
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2006, 09:36:39 PM »

Where did my fan disappear to?
Where do gremlins come from?
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2006, 09:53:26 PM »

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Where did my fan disappear to?
Where do gremlins come from?
your fan is probably somewhere in your bedroom, unless you took it whit you somewhere outside of your house. if thats true, then it might as well be as good as gone.

the gremlins? if you look back through history/movies, you'll remember that they come from a little antique shop somewhere deep within the city. just remember not to give it water...
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2006, 09:56:22 PM »

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2006, 10:06:02 PM »

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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
because they hate you, thats why. j/k.
they do it like that to torture us all because then we have tw0 hotdog franks left over with nowhere to go.
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2006, 10:11:09 PM »

Why did you fail the 911 Challenge?
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2006, 10:19:45 PM »

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Why did you fail the 911 Challenge?
beause it was my destiny to fail so that i may be able to train in the high mountains, and then one day, defeat the Decepticons with my fire breath
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2006, 10:40:09 PM »

so why did the chicken cross the road?
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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2006, 10:40:49 PM »

So if you're an apprentice.. who are you apprenticed TO?
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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2006, 10:50:12 PM »

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so why did the chicken cross the road?
to get his feathered ass as far away from colonel sanders as possible.
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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2006, 10:52:27 PM »

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So if you're an apprentice.. who are you apprenticed TO?
weeell, right now i am an apprentice by saiko-san. i can also be an apprentice to as many others as possible, so i that may learn many skills, which i will then market in self-help seminars and sell for massive amounts of bucks.
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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2006, 10:58:28 PM »

so whos Saiko again?

isnt that the lady of the Lok?
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2006, 11:03:39 PM »

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so whos Saiko again?

isnt that the lady of the Lok?
why yesh, she is the lady of the Lok.

and to continue answering your question about the chicken, Jerry: right now Cluck Doe is still on the run, and was just announced as one of the Top 20 Most Wanted in America. apparently he has the Colonel's Secret Recipie...
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2006, 11:49:52 PM »

にほんご が うまい か。
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2006, 12:04:11 AM »

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にほんご が うまい か。
seeing as how i barely know any japanese at all, i'm gonna disregard this question and throw it in the discard pile, along with the english dub of naruto.

but i'll still give it a shot and answer it nevertheless:

you're japanese does sound skillful/promising.

but please, make the next questions in english!!
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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2006, 12:11:04 AM »

You answered (unintentionally) anyway. I asked, roughly, "Do you speak Japanese well?"
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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2006, 12:14:13 AM »

Is there hope for us BB-gun slinging psychos called Airsofters in having a decent place to play around here?
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2006, 12:17:30 AM »

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You answered (unintentionally) anyway. I asked, roughly, "Do you speak Japanese well?"
well, we now know that i don't. so let's just keep it at that and let the questions continue in english.
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2006, 12:23:27 AM »

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Is there hope for us BB-gun slinging psychos called Airsofters in having a decent place to play around here?
only time will tell. but in the meantime, its called your backyard, or any ohter open space where you can only hurt yourself and no one else, and not get either fined or arrested.

I'm not sure why, but i've had a craving for a paintball gun for the last few days.
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