the "Ask Otaku" thread

[otakuapprentice]

Alright, THIS is SkyGunner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm2Qim3n__0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3zcCtE8wg8

Become enlightened.

:shock: ?! holy crap, i remember what this is now! i've seen the game before, but i must've forgotten what it was called. jeez, now i gotta go find it!

[Jerry]

yah i remember sky gunner, it was in my store... um til i randomly let a friend from LA borrow it and i prolly forgot who has it...

So back to questions.

If you needed an army to fight zombies who would be in it?

What are some random Chuck Norris facts that you know?

[gmontem]

[list=1]

• Where do you work now?
  
• Can people pay you a visit?
  
• If you were to pick a real number between 0 and 1, what would it be?
  
• Why hasn't mDuo13 replied to your goofy pic with one of his own at the Member Pic thread?
  
• How many hours of sleep do you usually get?
  
• Do you have plushies on your bed, and do you sleep with them?
  
• Do you like tuna sandwich?
  
• Would you kill to have a tuna sandwich right now?
  
• What bread do you usually have with your sandwich?
  
• Which bread for a tuna sandwich?
  
• Do you like Cheese?
  
• What Cheese do you usually have in your sandwich?
  
• Have you ever had Cheese in your tuna sandwich?
  
• If not, can you try it out for me?
  
• Do you inspect your Cheese with a microscope for Cheese mites before you eat it?
  
• Do you like Peanut Butter?
  
• What kind of Peanut Butter do you prefer to eat?
  
• What do you usually have in a Peanut Butter sandwich?
  
• What bread do you usually have in a Peanut Butter sandwich?
  
• Have you ever had Peanut Butter in your tuna sandwich?
  
• If not, can you try it out for me?
  
• Ever smiled for a pic while you were helping yourself to some Peanut Butter?
  
• Why do I give Cheese and Peanut Butter proper names but not tuna?
  
• Do you like all natural Peanut Butter?
  
• Ever had Peanut Butter made from almonds?
  
• Would you have gone out with me if I was a girl?
  
• What part of the body would you stare at the most if I was a girl?
  
• Can you no longer look at me the same way after asking you those two questions?
  
• Should I color/add highlights/whatever my hair?
  
• What color?
  
• What is your name?
  
• What is your quest?
  
• What is your favorite color?
  
• What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  
• Have you watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
  
• How many times have you watched it?
  
• Have you ever given a shrubbery to a girl on Valentine's Day?
  
• What would you do to a passing ruffian who says "ni" to old ladies?
  
• How long does it take to chop down the mightiest tree with a herring?
  
• What would you have done in the Castle Anthrax if you were in great peril?
  
• Why is the man from scene 24 and not 42?
  
• Why did the French have the Holy Grail?
  
• Why was their accent so outrageous?
  
• Would you still eat a cow whose meat has been spoiled from post traumatic stress due to being catapulted into air, and why?
  
• Why do some people call the enchanter "Tim"?
  
• What would you do with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
  
• Why is Brave Sir Robin a big chicken?
  
• Have you ever been bitten by a Majestic Møøse?
  
• Seen the '81 film Excalibur and what did you think of it?
  
• Why did I stop at question 50 and not 60 or 9001?
  [/list:o]

[otakuapprentice]

yah i remember sky gunner, it was in my store... um til i randomly let a friend from LA borrow it and i prolly forgot who has it...

So back to questions.

If you needed an army to fight zombies who would be in it?
EVERYBODY!!!
What are some random Chuck Norris facts that you know?
here's a few: if you look at him square in the eyes, your head will explode; the sound you hear during a thunderstorm is the sound of chuck norris clapping; all he has to do is say 'bang' and you're dead; he never sleeps. thats all i can think of for now.

1. Where do you work now?
at the navy of old, but its called Old Navy.
2. Can people pay you a visit?
don't bother for a while. the actual store im gonna be at isnt even open yet, and im still on a preliminary basis for the next 3 months.
3. If you were to pick a real number between 0 and 1, what would it be?
is Tang a number?
4. Why hasn't mDuo13 replied to your goofy pic with one of his own at the Member Pic thread?
im guessing he's busy with school.
5. How many hours of sleep do you usually get?
hmm, thats a tricky one....on average, about 8-10 hours, depending on when i go to sleep and when i wake up.
6. Do you have plushies on your bed, and do you sleep with them?
i dont have plushies on my bed. i have a plushie, but he resides on my dresser.
7. Do you like tuna sandwich?
no.
8. Would you kill to have a tuna sandwich right now?
no way.
9. What bread do you usually have with your sandwich?
either plain white bread or wheat bread
10. Which bread for a tuna sandwich?
refer to #9.
11. Do you like Cheese?
yes.
12. What Cheese do you usually have in your sandwich?
either monterey jack or plain american cheese.
13. Have you ever had Cheese in your tuna sandwich?
no.
14. If not, can you try it out for me?
dont keep your hopes up.
15. Do you inspect your Cheese with a microscope for Cheese mites before you eat it?
i don't have a microscope.
16. Do you like Peanut Butter?
yes, i do.
17. What kind of Peanut Butter do you prefer to eat?
either creamy or chunky. no preference.
18. What do you usually have in a Peanut Butter sandwich?
either strawberry or peach jam.
19. What bread do you usually have in a Peanut Butter sandwich?
either white or wheat bread.
20. Have you ever had Peanut Butter in your tuna sandwich?
not...gonna...happen.
21. If not, can you try it out for me?
no way.
22. Ever smiled for a pic while you were helping yourself to some Peanut Butter?
?!
23. Why do I give Cheese and Peanut Butter proper names but not tuna?
because tuna doesn't rock as much as cheese and peanut butter.
24. Do you like all natural Peanut Butter?
never had all-natural.
25. Ever had Peanut Butter made from almonds?
wouldn't it be called almond butter then?
26. Would you have gone out with me if I was a girl?
:shock:
27. What part of the body would you stare at the most if I was a girl?
?!
28. Can you no longer look at me the same way after asking you those two questions?
what kind of questions were those?!my brain has been scarred..
29. Should I color/add highlights/whatever my hair?
i can't imagine you with highlights for some reason...
30. What color?
dunno.
31. What is your name?
?! aww, come on! you should know this by now. oh well...for those that havent followed the jokes about religion and about 'blessing' things, the name is Jesus.
32. What is your quest?
I HAVE A QUEST?!
33. What is your favorite color?
its a spilt between black, blue, and green.
34. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
not sure. ask the swallow.
35. Have you watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
nope.
36. How many times have you watched it?
havent seen it
37. Have you ever given a shrubbery to a girl on Valentine's Day?
HUH?! why would a girl want a chia-pet??
38. What would you do to a passing ruffian who says "ni" to old ladies?
tell him to go "san" himself.
39. How long does it take to chop down the mightiest tree with a herring?
herring won't "cut" it. hehe, see what i did there? that's called a joke, kids. don't use herring: use Smackerel.
40. What would you have done in the Castle Anthrax if you were in great peril?
leave.
41. Why is the man from scene 24 and not 42?
o..kay, you've lost me.
42. Why did the French have the Holy Grail?
'cause they won it at the county fair.
43. Why was their accent so outrageous?
they had a cold.
44. Would you still eat a cow whose meat has been spoiled from post traumatic stress due to being catapulted into air, and why?
do i really have to answer this one? i do?! damn. no, i wouldn't eat it because im not sure why it was up in the air in the first place.
45. Why do some people call the enchanter "Tim"?
O.o?!
46. What would you do with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
i didnt know the town of Antioch was really a WMD. lol, the more you know....
47. Why is Brave Sir Robin a big chicken?
he's not as brave as he claims...
48. Have you ever been bitten by a Majestic Møøse?
this is oakland. no moose here.
49. Seen the '81 film Excalibur and what did you think of it?
never seen it. IT WAS AWESOME!
50. Why did I stop at question 50 and not 60 or 9001?
you ran out of material.

[gmontem]

35. Have you watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
nope.

Darn. Q's 31-48 are relevant to that movie. XD;

[Barnes]

Why am I buying records?
Why is Ted Nugent so crazy/awesome?
Will I buy a Wii today?
So, who won?

[otakuapprentice]

35. Have you watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
nope.

Darn. Q's 31-48 are relevant to that movie. XD;

(INSERT ROFL HERE)

Why am I buying records?
because CD's are SOOO outdated, lol.
Why is Ted Nugent so crazy/awesome?
he just is, my friend. he just is.
Will I buy a Wii today?
can you actually FIND one today? ask yourself that first.
So, who won?
wait, there was a competition?! damn, i didnt get to put down a bet.

[Makou]

Want to see my new and improved (meaning clean) room?

Do you like kicking, punching, or grabbing better (martial arts)?

Aurica or Misha?

Jyun or Jun?

Tsuaki Mori or Makou (there's only one right answer)?

Do you think my desktop is cool?
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3369/yakoujn5.png

Want to hang out during Fanime?

Ever had a mentos and a diet coke together?

Who won last years buttprix?

Do you remember anything about these custom Fanime board badges last year and if so, are we going to make them this year?

[otakuapprentice]

Want to see my new and improved (meaning clean) room?
sure, why not?
Do you like kicking, punching, or grabbing better (martial arts)?
me don't know anything of martial arts. so i'll just say grabbing.
Aurica or Misha?
uhhh...dunno.
Jyun or Jun?
i'm gonna say Jyun since ive met him before. i have yet to meet Jun.
Tsuaki Mori or Makou (there's only one right answer)?
i....don't...KNOW! i havent met you two either, so i cant say right now, but just for the sake of an answer: Makou.
Do you think my desktop is cool?
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3369/yakoujn5.png
yesh, it be very cool.
Want to hang out during Fanime?
other than watching anime, playing games, buying cool stuff, dressing up, what else would i do? yea, we can hang out.
Ever had a mentos and a diet coke together?
nope.
Who won last years buttprix?
i have no idea.
Do you remember anything about these custom Fanime board badges last year and if so, are we going to make them this year?
yea, i remember the badges. i got mine last year, as did most of us that requested one. im not sure if thats gonna be done again this year. Suspicious made them, so he might and might not. it all depends.

[XpHoBiaX]

Do you like leather accessories? *is important cuz i am into leather crafting*

[otakuapprentice]

Do you like leather accessories? *is important cuz i am into leather crafting*
i don't have any, but what things did you have in mind?

[XpHoBiaX]

Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol

[gmontem]

Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol

O RLY? Hmm... how about larger leather projects like jackets, pants, chaps, ...? >>

[otakuapprentice]

Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol

well, in that case, i guess i could go for an arm guard and a belt, if thats fine with you.

[XpHoBiaX]

Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol

well, in that case, i guess i could go for an arm guard and a belt, if thats fine with you.

alright, inbox me with measurements. ;)
Oh, and gmon if you want something inbox me too. Don't make it too extravegant tho...lol I'm just starting out.

[Barnes]

How do I figure out a tier list for:
F-Zero GX?(non custom)
Cookie brands?(like Oreos, Mrs Fields, etc)
Rock paper scissors?
Tic tac toe?
Checkers?
Chess?
Battleship?
Hard Rock frontmen?

Did you save your money for Fanime yet?
Why didn't Jerry give me a shoutout from the last gathering? :(

[gubaba]

Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol

well, in that case, i guess i could go for an arm guard and a belt, if thats fine with you.

alright, inbox me with measurements. ;)
Oh, and gmon if you want something inbox me too. Don't make it too extravegant tho...lol I'm just starting out.

DUDE CAN YOU MAKE THEM FOR ME TOO!?!?!! D: PANTS JACKET CHAPS..?! ..except girl sized tho XD



OH and a question for dr. o~

Should I make my battle royale collar or buy it?

[otakuapprentice]

How do I figure out a tier list for:
F-Zero GX?(non custom)
tier list, eh? hmm...
for f-zero GX, go lowest to highest on the three grades for each vehicle.
Cookie brands?(like Oreos, Mrs Fields, etc)
mrs. fields and oreo's can't be placed in the same tier, since mrs. fields isnt store bought.
Rock paper scissors?
Tic tac toe?
Checkers?
how the hell does rock paper scissors deserve a tier?! thats a game of chance! same thing goes for tic tac toe and checkers.
Chess?
chess is high tier, since that game involves a mix of intimidation and strategy.
Battleship?
battleship is the same as tic tac toe and rock paper scissors.
Hard Rock frontmen?
as for hard rock frontmen, you have more expertise in that field. you can easily figure that out for yourself.


Did you save your money for Fanime yet?
Why didn't Jerry give me a shoutout from the last gathering? :(
i havent saved money for fanime yet. i need to earn it first.
as for jerry forgetting a shout-out for you; he needs to get more sleep. my guess is he was really, really tired.

Should I make my battle royale collar or buy it?
if you have enough experience and if you think you can do it, then go ahead and make it. if not, then buy it. good luck!

[Jerry]

Hey Dr. O are you going to Tales of Anime?

If you saw a tail, (pony, cat, or on a cute girl)... would you pull on it?

[Culpa_Mosrael16]

*pulls the cat's tail* I guess that's a yes[/b]