the "Ask Otaku" thread

otakuapprentice · July 30, 2007, 01:49:05 PM

Quote from: mDuo13Aww, but The Bourne Identity had a great car chase with a mini-cooper! And a love story! Aren't you disappointed you missed out on that?
truthfully, no.

Another bizarre question: Where did you get the $5 you gave me for this? Tell me the story of your moniez.
it all began in a land of clothes and chain stores, with noble beings working through the hours of the weeks, where the magical creatures known as Fedex deliver the enchanted packages that held within them the item to which you would recieve mystical pieces of paper that could be used to purchase various goods and trinkets.

in now times: i work, and i get paid; simple as that.

mDuo13 · July 30, 2007, 02:16:24 PM

What's your favorite song from an anime?

otakuapprentice · July 30, 2007, 02:18:39 PM

Quote from: mDuo13What's your favorite song from an anime?
as of right now, its the OP to Devil May Cry.

XpHoBiaX · August 04, 2007, 12:27:55 AM

Can you give me a laptop...oh mystical paper wielding one? o_O;

gmontem · August 04, 2007, 12:32:09 AM

What are today's winning Lotto numbers?

otakuapprentice · August 04, 2007, 12:39:36 AM

Quote from: XpHoBiaXCan you give me a laptop...oh mystical paper wielding one? o_O;
'oh mystical paper wielding one'?! since when did i start packing paper?! as much as it saddens me to say this, i cannot give you a laptop.

Quote from: gmontemWhat are today's winning Lotto numbers?
if i knew that, i would be in ur gas station right now, buyin' sum ticketz.

XpHoBiaX · August 04, 2007, 12:58:41 AM

Awwww. Can you give me some strong booze? -_-'' I ran out of vicadin and muscle relaxers.... >_<;

otakuapprentice · August 05, 2007, 04:17:40 PM

Quote from: XpHoBiaXAwwww. Can you give me some strong booze? -_-'' I ran out of vicadin and muscle relaxers.... >_<;
I don't know how to magically transport it through the internet, so sorry.

gmontem · August 06, 2007, 12:21:47 AM

what time do you normally go to sleep?

XpHoBiaX · August 06, 2007, 07:53:48 AM

Quote from: otakuapprentice
Quote from: XpHoBiaXAwwww. Can you give me some strong booze? -_-'' I ran out of vicadin and muscle relaxers.... >_<;
I don't know how to magically transport it through the internet, so sorry.

Dammit.

But you are saying that if you knew how to magicaly transport it through the internet...you would, right? ;]

otakuapprentice · August 06, 2007, 08:26:43 PM

Quote from: gmontemwhat time do you normally go to sleep?
Apparently, you've seen me logged on pretty late. Well, depending on what i have to do the following day, I'm either up until 11pm or 1am(sometimes 2am).

Quote from: XpHoBiaXBut you are saying that if you knew how to magically transport it through the internet...you would, right? ;]
Well, let's just leave that to the imagination......

XpHoBiaX · August 06, 2007, 09:49:53 PM

Quote from: otakuapprentice

Quote from: XpHoBiaXBut you are saying that if you knew how to magically transport it through the internet...you would, right? ;]
Well, let's just leave that to the imagination......

You sure you want to leave something like that in my hands?

otakuapprentice · August 06, 2007, 09:58:26 PM

Quote from: XpHoBiaX
Quote from: otakuapprentice

Quote from: XpHoBiaXBut you are saying that if you knew how to magically transport it through the internet...you would, right? ;]
Well, let's just leave that to the imagination......

You sure you want to leave something like that in my hands?
i know what scenarios i get myself into; i takes my precautions.

XpHoBiaX · August 06, 2007, 10:04:31 PM

What scenarios do you get yourself into, and what are these precuations you speak of? xD

otakuapprentice · August 06, 2007, 10:18:42 PM

Quote from: XpHoBiaXWhat scenarios do you get yourself into, and what are these precautions you speak of? xD
when i say 'scenarios', i was referring back to if i could magically transport a certain "thing" through the internet, and when i say precautions, i mean "it ain't gonna happen".

but if you're are talking about stuff that happens outside in the real world, that's a completely different thing. i know what choices to make to get into certain scenarios; once in said scenario, i already know what precautions to take to usually put the outcome in my favor.

XpHoBiaX · August 06, 2007, 10:33:03 PM

oooh. O_o I just use dynamite...

Anyways, what are you up to at this hour?

otakuapprentice · August 06, 2007, 10:40:01 PM

Quote from: XpHoBiaXoooh. O_o I just use dynamite...

Anyways, what are you up to at this hour?

I could say that right now i'm currently in Toronto helping with the new J.J Abrams film that everyone's been talking about and just give the whole movie away right now.....but then i'd be lying.

I'm doing what everyone usually does when on the computer: surfing the web. I brought my boogie board and everything, ROFL.

XpHoBiaX · August 06, 2007, 10:46:36 PM

Find anything fun or interesting? I am actually trying to preocccupy my mind...and surfing the web isn't working.

otakuapprentice · August 06, 2007, 11:50:26 PM

Quote from: XpHoBiaXFind anything fun or interesting? I am actually trying to preocccupy my mind...and surfing the web isn't working.
well, its the internet, so i haven't found anything fun yet.

if you're trying to preoccupy your mind, try reading a book; that works pretty good.

JorgeRPG077 · August 06, 2007, 11:59:26 PM

Quote from: otakuapprentice
Quote from: XpHoBiaXWhat scenarios do you get yourself into, and what are these precautions you speak of? xD
when i say 'scenarios', i was referring back to if i could magically transport a certain "thing" through the internet, and when i say precautions, i mean "it ain't gonna happen".

but if you're are talking about stuff that happens outside in the real world, that's a completely different thing. i know what choices to make to get into certain scenarios; once in said scenario, i already know what precautions to take to usually put the outcome in my favor.

i'm sorry but this has to be done:

ROFL