the "Ask Otaku" thread

[G.I.R]

Ora ora or Mudah mudah?
the second one.

Wryyyyyyy or ZA WARUDO?
the first one.

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Why do those answers sound like my last vision exam?

[otakuapprentice]

Ora ora or Mudah mudah?
the second one.

Wryyyyyyy or ZA WARUDO?
the first one.

Why do those answers sound like my last vision exam?
because it probably was....now, which one looks better, 1 or 2? LOL

[Shi_Musouka]

Why are people comparing Obama with Paris Hilton?

And why do guys hate asking for directions whenever they're lost?

[otakuapprentice]

Why are people comparing Obama with Paris Hilton?
McCain's campaign is trying to make Obama look more like a celebrity than a candidate; so far, it isn't working.

And why do guys hate asking for directions whenever they're lost?
because it crushes them on the inside when they have to(read: breaks their balls).

[BrightHeart76]

Why are the people at my summer job such ignorant slackers? 

[shy-cosplayer]

How come kingdom hearts final mix won't be released in the US?

[XpHoBiaX]

What do you think about me becoming a substitute teacher?

Isn't that crazy?

Did you know you don't have to go to college to be one?

Do you have a car yet?

Would you come up to visit me so I could tattoo you? (if you had said car)

You know you want one!

[otakuapprentice]

Why are the people at my summer job such ignorant slackers? 

because its only a summer job, thats why.

How come kingdom hearts final mix won't be released in the US?

because its basically the same game, with only a very small amount of extra stuff packed in; apparently, that stuff alone does not seem enough to warrant a release of said game out here.

What do you think about me becoming a substitute teacher?
its kinda odd, imagining you as a substitute teacher.

Isn't that crazy?
a little bit, i guess.

Did you know you don't have to go to college to be one?
this i did not know about.

Do you have a car yet?
yes, but i can't drive it yet.

Would you come up to visit me so I could tattoo you? (if you had said car)

You know you want one!
so you do remember me saying that i wanted to get one eventually.

[ThatBlueDinosaurGuy]

Do you like cops?

[otakuapprentice]

Do you like cops?
if they don't have any problems with me, i don't have any problems with them.

[Shi_Musouka]

Do you like snow?

How can you tell a good anime from a bad anime?

Do you think Heath Ledger makes a good Joker?

[Sunara Ishi]

What happens if a vampire bits an elf?

Does it turn and become a vampire elf?

[Jerry]

What year is the best year to have a bday?

[otakuapprentice]

Do you like snow?
haven't seen it up-close, but it looks cool in pictures, lol.

How can you tell a good anime from a bad anime?
simple: watch the first couple of episodes, and you know the answer.

Do you think Heath Ledger makes a good Joker?
his performance is now THE benchmark for any future batman villains to try to match.

What happens if a vampire bits an elf?
it turns.

Does it turn and become a vampire elf?
obviously, lol.

What year is the best year to have a bday?
uh, any year?

[Jerry]

if you had to invent and 'alternative' fuel ...

what would it be?

and how would you use it?

[otakuapprentice]

if you had to invent an 'alternative' fuel ...
i have to?! damn, the world is screwed now.

what would it be?
ladies and gentlemen: we're running on pure booze now, so start emptying out your cabinets.

and how would you use it?
use it to water down gasoline to bring it back down to less than $3 bucks/gallon.

[Shi_Musouka]

Was Epic Movie really epic?

[otakuapprentice]

Was Epic Movie really epic?
i didn't bother seeing it, since its pretty much the same movie, just repacked with slightly different material.
(read: date movie-->epic movie-->meet the spartans-->diasater movie-->whatever crap they decide to put out next year)

i swear, this shit is like the new madden of movie franchises, except it sucks donkey balls soaked in crap.

[Jerry]

are you free on Sunday August 17th?

What type of pirate would you be?

what pirate-y type weapon would you use?

what would be the first type of booty you would like to grab?

Name the letter after 'q' in the alphabet.

why do they call it 'alphabet' - does it like to gamble?

have you played liars dice?

are you a good liar?

what makes a good liar?

should there be another pirates of the caribbean movie?

what future role to you see Johnny Depp playing as?

[otakuapprentice]

are you free on Sunday August 17th?
i don't know yet if i will be free that day until i get my schedule for next week, so i'll let you know by late thursday.

What type of pirate would you be?
umm.....a cool one, i guess.

what pirate-y type weapon would you use?
a sword; its too much effort to carry a cannon around.

what would be the first type of booty you would like to grab?
.....no comment, hehehe.

Name the letter after 'q' in the alphabet.
RRRRRRRRRRRR.

why do they call it 'alphabet' - does it like to gamble?
i have no idea.

have you played liars dice?
no, but i've heard of it.

are you a good liar?
not really.

what makes a good liar?
someone who can lie without caring.

should there be another pirates of the caribbean movie?
no; its good with just 3, anything more than that will destroy it.

what future role to you see Johnny Depp playing as?
anything that he wants to play.