the "Ask Otaku" thread

[otakuapprentice]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if you were a woodchuck too?
the other woodchucks do my work for me.

Should I buy one of those new Dodge Challengers that are coming out next year?
ooooh...

If I purchase a car, what do you think I should get?
anything that is affordable, doesnt suck, and can get AT LEAST 32-36MPG.

[Shi_Musouka]

What would happen if your life were to turn into one big anime series?

What type of role would you play in that series?

If you were to sell that anime on the shelves of stores, do you think it would sell well?

Do you also make good imitations of characters from other TV shows?

[otakuapprentice]

What would happen if your life were to turn into one big anime series?
aw man, don't even get me started on that one; too much stuff would be going on.

What type of role would you play in that series?
the role that dominates everything: start off as a nobody, then slowly progress into the badass awesome guy....j/k, i have no fucking idea.

If you were to sell that anime on the shelves of stores, do you think it would sell well?
not so good at the start, but would slowly become somewhat of a sleeper series, then eventually get crazy popular.

Do you also make good imitations of characters from other TV shows?
sometimes i wish i did, but not really.

[XpHoBiaX]

Did you see the beginings of my tattoo?

What do you think?

Can you remind me to send you some of my work?

If I need some people to practice on, would you like to be tattooed?
(I'm not going to tattoo anyone yet until I get used to it on myself)

What song best describes your current position in life?

Are you happy with that?

What would you change?

Why?

Do you have any tylenol? (I needs it)

[otakuapprentice]

Did you see the beginings of my tattoo?
if you mean the biohazard logos on your torso, then yes i have seen it.

What do you think?
not bad, they suit you.

Can you remind me to send you some of my work?
can you send me some of your work?

If I need some people to practice on, would you like to be tattooed?
(I'm not going to tattoo anyone yet until I get used to it on myself)
it would need to be something small, and it would have to be the design of my choice.

What song best describes your current position in life?
after looking through all my music, it would probably have to be one of two songs: Hundred by The Fray, or Mad World from the Donnie Darko musical score.

Are you happy with that?
not really, but it describes me whenever i feel like crap.

What would you change?
when i feel like crap and think about the stuff that's happened in my past, then everything.

Why?
that is something too personal for me to post on here.

Do you have any tylenol? (I needs it)
i has it.

[Rei-Rei]

What are you doing awake at this hour?

Have you ever wallpapered?

Is it a pain to do?

What shade of purple do you like?

Do you have Counterstrike Source?

[otakuapprentice]

What are you doing awake at this hour?
i just got home from work about 45 minutes ago, and im checking up on some stuff.

Have you ever wallpapered?
nope, cant say that i have.

Is it a pain to do?
refer to the last answer.

What shade of purple do you like?
whichever shade that doesn't look horrible.

Do you have Counterstrike Source?
that i dont have, sorry.

[XpHoBiaX]

What's up?

Did you watch the Presidential debate thingy?

What's your best advice for avoiding awkward moments at a Wedding?

@_@
Or do you think it's inevitable?

Have you had any awkward moments?

Got any plans for Halloween?

[otakuapprentice]

What's up?
not much. gonna try to make it to YaoiCon tomorrow, but other than that, everything's still the same for now.

Did you watch the Presidential debate thingy?
nah, i was out while that was going on.


What's your best advice for avoiding awkward moments at a Wedding?
always think before you say anything.

@_@
Or do you think it's inevitable?
its mostly inevitable, but not completely.

Have you had any awkward moments?
definitely yes.

Got any plans for Halloween?
nope; this year I'm just gonna wing it.

[XpHoBiaX]

WRRRRYYYY Must I have to go to a wedding?
WRRRRY does Yaoi con have to be this weekend?

WRRRRRYYYYYY?!?!

[otakuapprentice]

WRRRRYYYY Must I have to go to a wedding?
that i do not know.

WRRRRY does Yaoi con have to be this weekend?
I'm just hoping i can actually get a ride there.

WRRRRRYYYYYY?!?!
*sad face*

[XpHoBiaX]

Can I has Chzbrgr?

I has a monies, wat do I do wifit?

I guess it's obvious that I am bored, huh?

[otakuapprentice]

Can I has Chzbrgr?
only if i can has bukkit.

I has a monies, wat do I do wif it?
sav ur monies, but spend a bit on urself.

I guess it's obvious that I am bored, huh?
better bored than dead.

[SOawesomeness]

Why am I still awake?

Why were there so little peo- jaykay, I know that answer.

What am I sick with?

At what point should I go to the doctor about my arrhythmia?

Why are my eyes stinging?

Should I take a shower tonight or tomorrow before I go and run errands?

[otakuapprentice]

Why am I still awake?
probably for the same reason i am: dont wanna go to sleep yet.

Why were there so little peo- jaykay, I know that answer.

What am I sick with?
arrhythmia(looked at next question)?

At what point should I go to the doctor about my arrhythmia?
monday.

Why are my eyes stinging?
they want sleep, they are tired.

Should I take a shower tonight or tomorrow before I go and run errands?
shower tonight; just get it out of the way so you can take care of everything else quicker tomorrow.

[XpHoBiaX]

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[otakuapprentice]

why must it be posted in this fashion, why?! oh well...ALTERATION TIME!!!1

A B Or C?
all three, please.

Why?
more like 'Why not?'

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What do they have in common?
they are prime numbers; each can be divided by only two whole positive numbers: themselves and one, IIRC.

[XpHoBiaX]

why must it be posted in this fashion, why?! oh well...ALTERATION TIME!!!1

A B Or C?
all three, please.

Why?
more like 'Why not?'

1
3
7
11

What do they have in common?
they are prime numbers; each can be divided by only two whole positive numbers: themselves and one, IIRC.

Damn. I ran out of things to ask.

[otakuapprentice]

Damn. I ran out of things to ask.

Don't worry, just wait a day or two; you will think of something.

On another note, i might be running another little contest on here similar to the last one i held a while back.

The prize: TBA when i can think of one.

Stay tuned.

[XpHoBiaX]

what be this new contest?