the "Ask Otaku" thread

[otakuapprentice]

How much is the fish?
Make an offer.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
About eight plates of pancakes. Now YOU have to figure out how many pancakes are on each plate.

What is the difference between a duck and
and what? AND WHAT?! DEAR GOD AND WHAT?!?!?!?*rolls up in a corner, shaking and crying*

[Runewitt]

How much is the fish?
Make an offer.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
About eight plates of pancakes. Now YOU have to figure out how many pancakes are on each plate.

What is the difference between a duck and
and what? AND WHAT?! DEAR GOD AND WHAT?!?!?!?*rolls up in a corner, shaking and crying*

$4.20 each trout.

are they short stacks, tall stacks, banana pancekes, silver dollar pancakes? what?

wouldnt yo like to know?

[otakuapprentice]

How much is the fish?
Make an offer.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
About eight plates of pancakes. Now YOU have to figure out how many pancakes are on each plate.

What is the difference between a duck and
and what? AND WHAT?! DEAR GOD AND WHAT?!?!?!?*rolls up in a corner, shaking and crying*

$4.20 each trout.
NO DEAL.

are they short stacks, tall stacks, banana pancekes, silver dollar pancakes? what?
Regular short stacks.

wouldn't you like to know?
AAARRRGGHHH!!!!

[RaddaX2]

Does a fire look any different in anti-gravity?

[Shi_Musouka]

What do you think would happen if there was no gravity on Earth anymore?

[Runewitt]

what really happens when the saints go marching in?

[otakuapprentice]

Does a fire look any different in anti-gravity?
Hmm....I don't know, lets call NASA and find out.

What do you think would happen if there was no gravity on Earth anymore?
Magnet boots. That is all.

what really happens when the saints go marching in?
Everything goes dark......and then the terror begins.

[XpHoBiaX]

Do you think you will have a great holiday season?

Do you like apple cider, or hot cocoa?

Snuggled up in frony of a heater, or a fire?

In your opinion, what do you think really sucks about winter?

[otakuapprentice]

Do you think you will have a great holiday season?
Meh, probably the same as last year, so okay.

Do you like apple cider, or hot cocoa?
I prefer cocoa.

Snuggled up in front of a heater, or a fire?
Snuggling in front of a fire is fun with the right person, but if all you got is a heater, then that works too.

In your opinion, what do you think really sucks about winter?
For me personally, it probably has to be the rain.

[Rei-Rei]

Do you have a blue fish cap?

What are you buying/getting for Christmas?

Do you have plans with your special someone?

[otakuapprentice]

Do you have a blue fish cap?
No, not really.

What are you buying/getting for Christmas?
I have no idea what I am getting for Christmas.

Do you have plans with your special someone?
Seeing as how I don't have a 'special someone', no. Happy smegging Holidays.

[Runewitt]

would you like some toast?

Would you like a crumpet?

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

[Jerry]

What do you think are the MUST PLAY Video Game(s) of 2009 and why?

Is there really a Video Gamer Heaven/Hell? What would it be like?

Whats your 2 cents on Hollywood turning video games into movies?

[otakuapprentice]

would you like some toast?
I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast; in fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever..no toast!

Would you like a crumpet?
We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels; no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potatocakes, and no hot-crossed buns. And definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks!

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
AARRGGHHH!!!!*head explodes*

What do you think are the MUST PLAY Video Game(s) of 2009 and why?
This is my list, and it may/will change: Killzone 2, MadWorld, Prototype, Bayonetta, Monster Hunter 3, Splatterhouse, Resident Evil 5, Sin & Punishment 2, etc.

Is there really a Video Gamer Heaven/Hell? What would it be like?
The former would be owning every game and game system that you would ever want. The latter probably has to be the massive landfill that holds all those Atari E.T. carts.

Whats your 2 cents on Hollywood turning video games into movies?
Before I answer this, one bit of info: For those that remember the game Clock Tower.......that's being made into a movie. Search for the movie posters online, because if they are any indication, it might be a damn good movie to watch.

Its harder to use a video game than it is to use a book/graphic novel, since they need to adapt the main story to film, and lots of things within said videogame would not work after the adaptation. Every game that has been made into a movie so far had little to no chance of actually working out in that type of media.

[Runewitt]

would you like some toast?
I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast; in fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever..no toast!

Would you like a crumpet?
We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels; no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potatocakes, and no hot-crossed buns. And definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks!

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
AARRGGHHH!!!!*head explodes*

Ah, you're a waffle man!

[potatofreek]

What is the best size for guitars?

Who is going to be in the Inaugural Parade?

How do the news people manage to get facts completely wrong?

[Kazuko]

why you so fruity jesus~

and why arent you rubbing my feet wearing heels all day HURT ;w;

[RaddaX2]

Where are my Hellsing OVA5 subs? Why has god forsaken me?

[otakuapprentice]

What is the best size for guitars?
Regular.

Who is going to be in the Inaugural Parade?
Everyone and their mother is going to be in it.

How do the news people manage to get facts completely wrong?
Its a fight to be the first to break important news, and somewhere along the line, they get their facts wrong in the rush.

why you so fruity jesus~
You know you love it.

and why aren't you rubbing my feet wearing heels all day HURT ;w;
I know why.......'cause you in Tracy.

Where are my Hellsing OVA5 subs? Why has god forsaken me?
Ask your mother.

[XpHoBiaX]

Who do you know that can rock like me?

Can you rock like me?

Old school, or New School?

...truffle?