Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Gatsby · January 16, 2008, 10:21:41 PM

Why do we all have only one head?!

Can i has fun time nao?

Tur713 · January 16, 2008, 10:44:57 PM

You no can has fun time nao.

Is a zebra black with white or white with black?

_Rena_ · January 17, 2008, 12:56:45 AM

Ask their long lost relative(Cow).

Can I has a carrot?

K&K4ever · January 17, 2008, 01:08:48 AM

Only if you dig it out of the ground yourself.

Why do I have friends on both sides of the Drama at some cons?

_Rena_ · January 17, 2008, 01:10:54 AM

Because it happens to a lot of people which it really fun. D:

Can I has a egg?

K&K4ever · January 17, 2008, 01:16:11 AM

Only if you lay them.

Why can't I sleep?

_Rena_ · January 17, 2008, 01:17:43 AM

It's Because I'm here.

Can you give me eggs?

Barnes · January 17, 2008, 02:00:05 AM

NO! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!

Mom, why don't you just get me a Pepsi please?

Runewitt · January 17, 2008, 02:09:41 AM

Because! You're ON DRUGS!

Wothcer, Harry?

red_thestrals · January 17, 2008, 06:33:51 PM

tonks. harrys not here...

why is the spork so useless?

Runewitt · January 17, 2008, 10:44:16 PM

because you are not a true ninja, and do not know how to use it.

whats the difference between a doorknob and ?

Barnes · January 18, 2008, 11:43:00 PM

There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Who you gonna call?

red_thestrals · January 20, 2008, 12:48:40 AM

the police

is it okay?

Tur713 · January 21, 2008, 02:18:44 AM

No, you can only look at it.

Do you have anything else like this in the back?

Gatsby · January 21, 2008, 10:34:38 AM

If we did we would put it on the shelf.

Can I play in the snow?

Tur713 · January 21, 2008, 10:36:21 AM

I don't know.

Can you?

rude32 · January 21, 2008, 10:46:23 AM

You can, only if the snow is yellow.

Why is the password so long?

Gatsby · January 21, 2008, 11:21:30 AM

To protect against the hackers on steroids.

How do you uncorrupt lulz?

red_thestrals · January 21, 2008, 04:42:33 PM

you cant... new law...

what time are you going home?

Tur713 · January 21, 2008, 05:41:31 PM

I'm already there.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?