Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Started by Gatsby, December 07, 2007, 09:07:45 AM

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K&K4ever

AL GORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why can't I find the games I want for my PSP?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

They don't exist on this server.

Where did my question go?

K&K4ever

The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

talu-chan

Your face?

Why was I drunk dialed by four of my friends last night?
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

K&K4ever

They wanted to brag that they were drunk and you weren't

Who came up with those F*cking Mary Sues (fanfiction)
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

Evil gnomes from the distant land of Finkleton.

Why must Oblivion not work when I install all of my mods?

Sunara Ishi

Because it has acquired its own personality and decided that it would rather be lazy than work.

Where are the sexy bishies?

るう~
o(≧∀≦)O
"Doesn't break even when run over by a tank! The most durable ballpoint pen in world!"-Nebula

K&K4ever

THE MARY SUES HAVE TAKEN THEM HOSTAGE!!!!! WE MUST RESCUE THEM!!!!

Why is chocolate sooooooooo yummy?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

red_thestrals

coz its slowly taking over your soul.

why is my figure drawing class sooo boring?

iNSOMNiAC

Because your teacher is waiting for you to fall asleep from boredom so he/she can draw mustaches on everybody who doesn't have one already.

Where the hell has all my manga been disappearing to? >.<

talu-chan

>.>
<.<

The... ah... the peguins took them.

Why are taxes so stressful?
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

Sunara Ishi

Because they are collecting your stress to use as electricity.

Which cute little mascot should I pick?
るう~
o(≧∀≦)O
"Doesn't break even when run over by a tank! The most durable ballpoint pen in world!"-Nebula

red_thestrals


iNSOMNiAC

BECAUSE OF ALL THE ICE!!!

Why are dinosaurs so effin' scary?

Sunara Ishi

Its all the fault of stereotypes.

Would it be cool to have red eyes?
るう~
o(≧∀≦)O
"Doesn't break even when run over by a tank! The most durable ballpoint pen in world!"-Nebula

iNSOMNiAC

Not if your parents melded red contacts into your eyes at a young age.

Is global warming real? Really, really real?

talu-chan

No, we have rockets and saran wrap and super glue. We can fix it.

Why is Oklahoma is boring?
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

iNSOMNiAC

Because God wills it.

Why does school gotta start so damn early?

talu-chan

Because it gives you time to have an afterschool job.

Why does my camera not have a battery in it that works?
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

iNSOMNiAC

Because the battery lost the will to live once it learned its mother and father both died from charging a remote.

Why does technology hate me?