Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

talu-chan · February 13, 2008, 12:41:28 AM

Because you killed my battery's mother and father. T-T

Why do have to go to work tomorrow?

iNSOMNiAC · February 13, 2008, 12:44:00 AM

Because if you don't you will disturb the order of things and the planet implodes from confusion.

Why haven't my sleeping pills kicked in yet?

talu-chan · February 13, 2008, 12:45:41 AM

Because if you go to sleep the universe will implode from confusion.

Why do I have to be awake?

iNSOMNiAC · February 13, 2008, 12:47:07 AM

Because if you fall asleep Canadia will implode from confusion.

Why does the chief say "how"?

Runewitt · February 13, 2008, 01:43:14 AM

because he wants to program his VCR

why cant i find a real job with better hours?

talu-chan · February 13, 2008, 01:46:09 AM

because your sister is a monkey

Why am I still up?

Runewitt · February 13, 2008, 01:51:50 AM

because i keep talking.

why am i still awake?

talu-chan · February 13, 2008, 02:08:57 AM

Because we are still talking..

Does a picture really last longer?

iNSOMNiAC · February 13, 2008, 05:53:10 AM

NEVER!!!

What if Lucille Ball was still alive?

Gatsby · February 13, 2008, 08:35:30 AM

She'd be a zombie.

Why must the Force not be real?

iNSOMNiAC · February 13, 2008, 02:51:32 PM

Because you do fractions for fun.

Why do clothes always seem too big for me?

Gatsby · February 13, 2008, 04:17:38 PM

Because you're short. (Take that!)

Why must I live so far away from the Bay Area?

_Rena_ · February 13, 2008, 06:15:52 PM

Because the ocean just pushed you so far away from us!

Can I has a carrot nao?

error00004 · February 13, 2008, 06:21:04 PM

unless you like old people

Should I eat cereal again?

iNSOMNiAC · February 13, 2008, 07:08:48 PM

Oh come on, you KNOW what will happen if you do that. I don't think you really wanna deal with the S.P.C.A., the Navy, Jr. Lifeguards and the town's local freakshow all at once.

Why do camera flashes hurt your eyes? ><

Gatsby · February 13, 2008, 07:31:08 PM

They temporary blind you so they can steal a piece of your soul without you knowing.

Why is Domo awesome?

iNSOMNiAC · February 13, 2008, 07:43:11 PM

Because if you say otherwise he eats your first-borns.

Why did my friends give me a stuffed chicken for my birthday? T-T

Runewitt · February 13, 2008, 08:10:22 PM

because they couldnt find a live one.

why does everyone want to help with a job right when it's nearly done?

Gatsby · February 13, 2008, 08:35:52 PM

They want partial credit.

Will tomorrow continue my week long streak of good days?

_Rena_ · February 13, 2008, 08:36:53 PM

May be, that's unless you do it yourself then you can make your day a good one.

Why is a Orange orange?

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