Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[talu-chan]

Because the dyer ate it..

Why is my hair curly?

[Barnes]

I can't control my toes.

I can't find the remote. Where is it?

[iNSOMNiAC]

Canadia!

What's the secret combo?

[talu-chan]

up, down, left right updownrightleftup up left right left up down..


Why can't I sleep without hearing someone snore?

[Runewitt]

because someone in your house snores loudly.

why do i fear things repeating?

[talu-chan]

Because live is a series or repetition.

Why does my head hurt?

[Runewitt]

you had a bad day and your night isnt going any easier.

why does my back hurt?

[talu-chan]

because you are strting to stress out


What would make things better?

[iNSOMNiAC]

Fish sticks?

Why are commercials getting increasingly more annoying?

[Gatsby]

They're trying to go bankrupt.

What can I do to make a lot of money fast?

[Barnes]

Horse number 5 to Win on Race number 2.

Why is Samurai Goroh so big?

[Gatsby]

It isn't that picture is tiny.

Why am I sore?

[iNSOMNiAC]

Because while you were sleeping leprechauns beat you with sticks.

How do I get rich?

[Gatsby]

The same way every rich person gets rich. Lie and steal!

Who's smart idea was it to give me candy? Do they know what candy does ti me?

[iNSOMNiAC]

It was my smart idea but since I'm not smart it was in fact a stupid idea. xD

Is Gem truly outrageous? Truly, truly outrageous?

[Gatsby]

Why don't you tell me.

Can you handle the truth?

[iNSOMNiAC]

Only if its told to me at half past nine.

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD GO TO A BIDOOF VILLAGE?!?

[Gatsby]

A mudkip.

Why do you liek mudkipz?

[iNSOMNiAC]

I don't. *Shot* Dx

Do mudkips read minds?

[Gatsby]

Now that's just silly.

Rawr?