Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Heartbreak_despair]

you sir have failed to post a question :O

you broke all that was once sacred on this topic!! Now the very foundation of what was once set in such sturdy stone has given way


or i can just ignore it...

Is it weird that i both love and hate my job w. the passion of a thousand suns?

[Tur713]

Depends on how old the suns are.

how i mine for fish?!!1

[Heartbreak_despair]

by finding the fish ore deposit


huh?

[Nanashi]

Indeed.

How do I shot web?

[Gatsby]

One does not simply shot web!

Why must I get my lazy sick self out of bed and go to school?

[Nanashi]

Because, a mind is a terrible thing to waste, or something.

WHAT IS A MAN?!

[Heartbreak_despair]

in b4 miserable pile of secrets etc.


So then?

[Tur713]

Just that.

Now what?

[K&K4ever]

You put your head between your knees and kiss your but good buy

Why is there so much drama?

[Tur713]

Because if there weren't there wouldn't be drama.

Why is cement gray?

[K&K4ever]

Because it is set to gray scale and not RGB

Why are puzzles so mesmerizing?

[red_thestrals]

coz it is.

why is my left arm hurting like hell?

[rude32]

Because you thought by making it hurt, then the pain in your right arm would go away, which it didn't.

How do I ask someone out?

[Barnes]

Ask David Lee Roth.

Why did I miss the Van Halen show in San Jose last month?  :-[

[rude32]

Because it isnt' the real Van Halen if Wolfgang Van Halen is playing bass, and not Michael Anthony.

What do you do with a B.A. in English?

[K&K4ever]

use it as stationary

why haven't I sees Paprika?

[Gatsby]

Because it is all in your mind.

I herd you liek mudkips?

[rude32]

You heard wrong my friend.

Who wants to come over tomorrow and make me food, and clean my house?

[Gatsby]

Do it yourself.

Why are AMVs so much fun to make?

[Tur713]

Because if they weren't you wouldn't do them.

Why do pigeons only have one head?