WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[c2chaos]

Granted but now you have no tolerance for people.
I wish it was sunny outside.

[AuroraDreamer]

Granted, but it is so sunny that no one could possibly go outside anyways.
I wish I didn't have to go to my CKI meeting tonight D:

[c2chaos]

Granted but you have to attend an AA meeting instead.

I wish there'd be a storm tonight.

[Somebody]

Granted, but the power goes out and you're freezing during the night.
I wish I had less homework.

[c2chaos]

Granted but your homework becomes 100 times harder.

I hope I can earn a little money before Fanime.

[AuroraDreamer]

Granted, but it gets stolen at Fanime.

I wish my nose wasn't hurting

[c2chaos]

Granted you have no nose to hurt.
I wish someone would make me some lemonade made of real lemons.

[hikarihoshi28]

Granted but they *accidentally* dumped in waaay too much sugar. =P

I wish I was asleep T_T

[EJAY420]

I wish I didnt have to go to work next week and just focus on Fanime.

[c2chaos]

*whistle

Foul!
You have grant and twist the wish before you can make your own wish, otherwise, it'd just be "The Make a Wish Game."

Fortunately, for you I'll grant your wish but your focus is now to destroy Fanime.

I wish I had a little more time.

[Lizchan33]

Granted, but whatever you had plans for has been destroyed.
I wish I wasn't so sick feeling :/

[AngelWings]

Granted, now you're just massively sleep deprived.
I wish someone didn't try to siphon my car's gas.

[c2chaos]

Granted, now someone is trying to siphon your gas.
I wish I wasn't coughing so much.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You get the hiccups instead.

I wish that my throat wasn't so sore from trying to sing outside my vocal range.

[Somebody]

Granted, but instead it's sore from being sick! D:
I wish I had more time to watch anime. :P

[doriangray]

Granted, you have all the time in the world, to watch the same episode of DBZ over and over again, 24/7.

I wish I already had my dry cleaning done.

[c2chaos]

Granted, but it somehow you picked up someone else's clothes and yours were stolen by a laundry gnome.

I wish someone would just come out of the blue and offer me an honest job.

[Somebody]

Granted, but the job you are offered is illegal and you get caught and go to jail.
I wish I could find something better to read.

[CorellianJones]

Granted, you now have a never before discovered alternate manuscript of "Lord of the Rings." Unfortunately it is written in a language you do not understand, and for that matter, nobody else does either.

I wish to be an anime character

[Somebody]

Granted, but you are Soldier A who gets blown up in the first scene.
I wish the forecast didn't predict rain for Thursday and Friday of Fanime! D: