WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[c2chaos]

Granted, you get a daily planner with leaky pen.

I wish it wasn't so.... (T_T)

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! It will not be so. Instead it will be it!

I wish for a pony :P

[c2chaos]

You got a dead pony.

I wish my name wasn't written in the Death Note.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! Your name is now written in two Death Notes.

I wish Ryuk followed me

[c2chaos]

Granted. You turn into an apple with legs.


I wish it would just rain already.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! It will rain for 5 secs.

I wish Ryuk and Rem had a battle royale against Light and L

[duzellkitty]

Granted, but instead of a fight it will be a dance off. :P

I wish I was still at Fanime...

[Somebody]

Granted, but you're really sick and are no longer having any fun and are laying in bed miserably, jealous of the happy congoers below.
I wish we could go back to Fanime in about a week.

[c2chaos]

Granted but it's on the same week as JesusCon and protestors overwhelm the Fanime and attendees turn into Jehova's Witnesses.

I wish this Sierra Mist wasn't stale.

[Liquid]

Granted. The Sierra Mist is no longer stale. It is now just flat.

I wish that at Fanime my legs and feet would never hurt.

[c2chaos]

Granted but they hurt excruciatingly at any time that isn't Fanime.

I wish I had some more ketchup.

[Somebody]

Granted but inside the ketchup is only corn syrup and NO TOMATOES
I wish I could figure out WHY I CANT LOG OUT!!!!!O.o"  :P

[duzellkitty]

Granted, but this knowledge is so powerful that it causes your head to explode.

I wish my lips weren't so chapped.

[c2chaos]

Granted, hobos start trying to kiss you in order to moisten them up.

I wish it wasn't so complicated.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! It will now be alittle less complicated.

I wish some animes were easier to understand.

[c2chaos]

Granted. All the characters talk really slowly and in a deeper voice and the subtitles take up the whole screen.

I wish I could stop looking at sasukeuchiha92's avatar.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! You will stop looking at it for 10 minutes and then resume looking

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

[NerdyBirdAsh]

Granted, now it's the next ice age.

I wish I didn't have to walk to work.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You now have to use a pogo stick to get to work instead.

I wish I was paid today instead of tomorrow.

[Somebody]

Granted, but some hobo steals it all before you have the chance to do anything with it.
I wish I was having fun with friends right now instead of holed up at home cleaning.