WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[questionette]

Granted, but they're the ripoff tuxedos...and they're stale pyohoho~

I wish the computer wasn't so addicting

[error00004]

granted, computer breaks.

I wish my blankies were around me.

[questionette]

Granted, your blankies are so comfortable that you never wake up again

I wish I would never get old

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Granted, you stay as a child and no one takes you seriously.

I wish I had more money.

[questionette]

Granted, your friend gives you a million dollars...in forged bills, and you end up getting caught and thrown in prison for several years

I wish more people were open to anime

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granted, they all get into Inuyasha and become horrible cosplayers.

I wish glue was edable

[questionette]

XD that made me giggle, it makes me think of preschool when my classmate had a problem with glue eating  :D

Oh and uhm, granted but it makes men get pregnant

I wish fruit never went bad

[error00004]

D; awww...don't need babies at the moment.

Granted, but they gave people cancer.

I wish there was a cure for cancer D;

[Rei-Rei]

Granted, it's cannibalism.

I wish my cup of water would refill itself.

[JohnnyAR]

granted but you accidentally spill it.


I wish I could become a vampire

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, but you never wake up from your dirt filled grave.

I wish the weekend would be longer.

[questionette]

Granted, but you get abducted by rapist and your parents are away, and the only way anyone would know you were gone is by the teachers calling in your absence

I wish I could have some chocolate mousse

[Rei-Rei]

Granted, but I made it.
I wish I could have a second longer....

[error00004]

Granted, it just ended.

I wish I didn't have to buy stuff.

[JohnnyAR]

Granted but the stuff you got without paying get stolen.


I wish I had a large group of loyal mercenary under my control

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, they're secretly plotting against you now.
I wish 10 days would past quickly.

[error00004]

Granted, they already pasted.

I wish I didn't have to make stuff out of cardboard.

[BrightHeart76]

Granted.  Now you have to make stuff out of limp spagetti noodles.

I wish my allergies weren't making me sick.

[Rei-Rei]

Wish granted, your period made you sick now.

I wish I had some money.

[error00004]

granted, you have only pennies.

I wish my keyblade was done.