WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[G.I.R]

Granted, but you still have to pay taxes on it.

I wish 4Kids would just go away.

[Liquid]

I wish 4Kids would just go away.

Granted. 4Kids goes away....to Japan. They start a movement to ruin and kidify all anime from the start, instead of just ruining it after it's left Japan. As a first call of order they ruin Naruto.

Now there are no longer people fighting and dying. Instead, everyone uses Ninja Cards to battle it out in a duel. The cards summon cute animals like kittens and unicorns. The object is to cute the other animal unconscience.

Due to this change all Naruto fans simultaniously slit their wrists. 4Kids then moves on to another anime...like a parasite leaving its dead host.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

[doriangray]

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

Granted.  You die a horrible slow death and now don't get taxed.

I wish I was a better Magic player.

[Liquid]

I wish I was a better Magic player.

Granted....but everyone else moves on to Pokeman cards, so you are left alone with your Magic.

I wish I was famous.

[Runewitt]

Granted, but it's because you were bludgoned nearly to death by a thin man wearing a gingham dress and combat boots.

[chococlatte]

No wish.  =(

I wish I had an In and Out burger...

[Liquid]

I wish I had an In and Out burger...

Granted. You eat a greesy burger and you get diaherra. Therefore it immediately goes In and Out of you.

I wish I had a private chef.

[Barnes]

You get a private chief instead

I wish for a new dvd player

[Liquid]

I wish for a new dvd player.

Granted. You get a new DVD that knows how to mack on girls.

I wish for peanut butter jelly time.

[G.I.R]

Granted.  You get it 24/7, and it gets old really quick.


I wish I had an iPod touch.

[Liquid]

I wish I had an iPod touch.

Granted. An iPod touches you. You feel molested and violated. Eventually you seek counseling, but you are never the same inside.

I wish Santa Claus was real.

[Chem0]

Granted, but now you're erased off his list for knowing about his existence.

I wish that highschool will be good to me socially and academically when I start this year.

[Liquid]

I wish that highschool will be good to me socially and academically when I start this year.

Granted. The highschool itself planned to be exceptionally good to you socialy and academically, but before you began your first day of the year you slipped on your front porch and hit your head. You will be in a coma for about 12 months. You will be held back a year in school and when you finally do get back it will be socially and academically devastating to have been out an entire year.  :-\


I wish for happiness.

[DentyneIce408]

@liquid your grantings are hilarious. I can't stop laughing. ROFLMAO  :D

[Chem0]

@liquid your grantings are hilarious. I can't stop laughing. ROFLMAO  :D

LOL. How do you think I feel? Hur hur. c:

[doriangray]

I wish for happiness.

Granted.  All the people that despise you in the world get more opportunities to torture you, granting them the happiness that you wished for.

I wish for a brand-new, pristine Ipod Nano legally in my possession.

[Liquid]

@liquid your grantings are hilarious. I can't stop laughing. ROFLMAO  :D

Hahaha, I love doing these. I think this is my favorite topic in the forums.  :D

[Liquid]

I wish for a brand-new, pristine Ipod Nano legally in my possession.

Granted. You now have a pristine iPod Nano legally in your possession. Honestly though, what good is having an iPod if you're def? Doriangray has lost his hearing. :(

I wish I knew an easy and quick way to convert my entire anime library to MP4 format.

[doriangray]

I wish for a brand-new, pristine Ipod Nano legally in my possession.

Granted. You now have a pristine iPod Nano legally in your possession. Honestly though, what good is having an iPod if you're def? Doriangray has lost his hearing. :(

I wish I knew an easy and quick way to convert my entire anime library to MP4 format.

Wut?  I didn't quite hear that wish cuz I've gone def....  Granted...  your tires and your lying berries have been converted to empty floormats... whatever that means.

I wish for mad skillz at Ultimate Frizbee.

[Liquid]

I wish for mad skillz at Ultimate Frizbee.

Granted. You now have mad skillz at Ultimate Frizbee. However, nobody can figure out why you are quite so mad in the first place. :-\

I wish Rude wasn't corrupted into attacking Ippo. :D