Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?

[Mister_E]

Well, apparently, you shouldn't.

http://www.fox19.com/global/story.asp?s=8083860



Here's why.

[JTchinoy]

you're late. i read about that 2 days ago.

and yes, i would if i owned one. that's how i roll.

[otakuapprentice]

a picnic table......seriously??

this may be the land of freedom, but its also the land of crazy people....who have sex with their picnic tables.

[rude32]

I would totally have sex with a picnic table if it weren't for all the splinters.

[JTchinoy]

I would totally have sex with a picnic table if it weren't for all the splinters.

wax and polish the hole silly.  ky jelly helps too.  ;)

[SOawesomeness]

LAWLS. xDD

Wow, that totally made my day... xD

[rubymoonIII]

ewww

[Jun-Watarase]

In fact, yes.

[Shi_Musouka]

LOL Only in America do people have nude sex with a table.

[otakuapprentice]

you fail jun, thats not a picnic table; tis a desk, it is.

[Jun-Watarase]

you fail jun, thats not a picnic table; tis a desk, it is.

Well, EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING STANDARDS. >:(

[JTchinoy]

you fail jun, thats not a picnic table; tis a desk, it is.

Well, EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING STANDARDS. >:(

I guess you can call it standards if you like your tables with so much surgery done to them.

*points out all of the metal on the desk*

I like my tables nice and natural. ;)

[Shinsengumi]

That's something I would do late a night where no one around But that sucks for him

[Devereaux]

...sexy

[JTchinoy]

That's something I would do late a night where no one around But that sucks for him

so you would brownbag a table?

[Shinsengumi]

That's something I would do late a night where no one around But that sucks for him

so you would brownbag a table?

Maybe no I'm kidding I won't do that.

[JTchinoy]

so you'll blindfold yourself instead? ???

[Shinsengumi]

so you'll blindfold yourself instead? ???

Nope, no way

[JTchinoy]

???
you confuse me.

[JohnnyAR]

Jeez, what the hell is this country coming to?

In fact, yes.

*chuckles*