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Title: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Mister_E on March 30, 2008, 04:29:09 PM

Well, apparently, you shouldn't.

http://www.fox19.com/global/story.asp?s=8083860

Here's why.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 04:46:12 PM

you're late. i read about that 2 days ago.

and yes, i would if i owned one. that's how i roll.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 05:12:15 PM

a picnic table......seriously??

this may be the land of freedom, but its also the land of crazy people....who have sex with their picnic tables.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: rude32 on March 30, 2008, 05:14:33 PM

I would totally have sex with a picnic table if it weren't for all the splinters.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 06:07:13 PM

Quote from: rude32 on March 30, 2008, 05:14:33 PM
I would totally have sex with a picnic table if it weren't for all the splinters.

wax and polish the hole silly. ky jelly helps too. ;)

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: SOawesomeness on March 30, 2008, 06:13:01 PM

LAWLS. xDD

Wow, that totally made my day... xD

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: rubymoonIII on March 30, 2008, 09:35:07 PM

ewww

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Jun-Watarase on March 30, 2008, 09:44:50 PM

In fact, yes.

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi232.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee298%2Fshoegazer_tokyo%2Fd893729ecc9585b81a1d40e243766a21.jpg&hash=5982525df437a2782d40ab625fd285d0520f2678)

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Shi_Musouka on March 30, 2008, 09:57:05 PM

LOL Only in America do people have ~~nude~~ sex with a table.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 09:57:39 PM

you fail jun, thats not a picnic table; tis a desk, it is.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Jun-Watarase on March 30, 2008, 10:16:31 PM

Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 09:57:39 PM
you fail jun, thats not a picnic table; tis a desk, it is.

Well, EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING STANDARDS. >:(

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 10:36:54 PM

Quote from: Jun-Watarase on March 30, 2008, 10:16:31 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 09:57:39 PM
you fail jun, thats not a picnic table; tis a desk, it is.

Well, EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING STANDARDS. >:(

I guess you can call it standards if you like your tables with so much surgery done to them.

*points out all of the metal on the desk*

I like my tables nice and natural. ;)

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Shinsengumi on March 31, 2008, 01:10:01 AM

That's something I would do late a night where no one around But that sucks for him

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Devereaux on March 31, 2008, 01:10:54 AM

...sexy

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: JTchinoy on March 31, 2008, 01:29:07 AM

Quote from: Shinsengumi on March 31, 2008, 01:10:01 AM
That's something I would do late a night where no one around But that sucks for him

so you would brownbag a table?

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Shinsengumi on March 31, 2008, 01:32:47 AM

Quote from: JTchinoy on March 31, 2008, 01:29:07 AM
Quote from: Shinsengumi on March 31, 2008, 01:10:01 AM
That's something I would do late a night where no one around But that sucks for him
so you would brownbag a table?

Maybe no I'm kidding I won't do that.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: JTchinoy on March 31, 2008, 01:34:42 AM

so you'll blindfold yourself instead? ???

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Shinsengumi on March 31, 2008, 01:39:22 AM

Quote from: JTchinoy on March 31, 2008, 01:34:42 AM
so you'll blindfold yourself instead? ???

Nope, no way

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: JTchinoy on March 31, 2008, 01:52:53 AM

???
you confuse me.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: JohnnyAR on March 31, 2008, 03:10:13 PM

Jeez, what the hell is this country coming to?

Quote from: Jun-Watarase on March 30, 2008, 09:44:50 PM
In fact, yes.

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi232.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee298%2Fshoegazer_tokyo%2Fd893729ecc9585b81a1d40e243766a21.jpg&hash=5982525df437a2782d40ab625fd285d0520f2678)

*chuckles*

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: XpHoBiaX on March 31, 2008, 05:40:00 PM

I have seen weirder. ;>.>

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: edendreams on March 31, 2008, 06:18:56 PM

LOl what other inanimate objects will people think to use next??! a canopy bedpost?

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 31, 2008, 08:32:31 PM

i hate you E

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: JTchinoy on March 31, 2008, 08:34:30 PM

here's that guy that did it:

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wcsh6.com%2Fassetpool%2Fimages%2F0832816166_picnicsex.jpg&hash=8848f4771b2e2007730ec67a945db3522bbf9f0c)

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Mister_E on March 31, 2008, 08:37:47 PM

Quote from: short_storiesgl on March 31, 2008, 08:32:31 PM
i hate you E

WHAT I'D DO!?

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 31, 2008, 08:41:12 PM

Quote from: Mister_E on March 31, 2008, 08:37:47 PM
Quote from: short_storiesgl on March 31, 2008, 08:32:31 PM
i hate you E

WHAT I'D DO!?

Post stupid Shit.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: Mister_E on March 31, 2008, 08:42:30 PM

Quote from: short_storiesgl on March 31, 2008, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Mister_E on March 31, 2008, 08:37:47 PM
Quote from: short_storiesgl on March 31, 2008, 08:32:31 PM
i hate you E

WHAT I'D DO!?
Post stupid Shit.

What? Other people seem to get a kick out of it, and I like crazy news reports.

Title: Re: Have YOU had sex with your picnic table lately?
Post by: JTchinoy on March 31, 2008, 08:47:32 PM

You're slow too. >:(

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