The What If Game!

[Tsukai Mori]

Then all your posts are belong to me!
What if you found a talking muffin?

[gmontem]

Then I would eat it and gain its awesome powers.

What if Mattie Wattie drove a caddy to buy a pattie for his daddy cause he got maddy when Mattie Wattie drove a caddy to buy a pattie for his daddy cause he got maddy whe Mattie Wattie...?

[Tsukai Mori]

What the hell are you saying? If Mattie wattie drove a caddy to buy a pattie for his daddy then the pattie for his daddy would be eaten by Matti wattie whilst driving the caddy to his daddy.
Simply put, the world will never be the same.

What if Mattie Wattie shot his daddy while in his caddy while driving to get a pattie?

[gmontem]

He would be laughing that he's using the internet!!!1

What if I hit the sack after this post? z_z

[sol.ch]

...

then the sack would be injured. :roll:

what if anime went mainstream?

[Jyunishinsho]

Cartoon Network. Enough said.

What if a microwave had murderous properties?

[~~Loktera~~]

Then my potatoes wouldn't stand a chance...

What if I could upgrade my Airsoft gun to shoot up to 250 fps?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then I'll find a stronger bulletproof vest.

What if I don't say a thing?

[Tsukai Mori]

Then I'll find ways to make you talk.
What if I finished my freaking assigned book today?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then you haven't worked hard on it.

What if my Sims came to real life?

[saiko_koneko]

then i might be living with you

what if dreams were real?

[gmontem]

Then Pedro is Mattie Wattie's high school president.

What if farts smelled wonderful?

[saiko_koneko]

then it'd be air freshner scent and maybe be even as a flavor for toothpaste

what if i wasn't asian?

[Sunara Ishi]

Then I'll still see you as my friend. XD

What if I was asian? (hehe... just had to.. >.>)

[saiko_koneko]

then you and him would have a lot more in common

what if chico and chica were the same persona?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then you'd be a Chicaco.

What if chocolate causes multiple scoliosis?

[Chloe]

Then you would have one whacked out spine.

What if words could literally attack you?

[Tsukai Mori]

Then you'd be dead right now, Chloe. (YES!) Uh, I mean no... (Actually, I'd be dead too).

What if everyone attending the Sayoko Dance Fani Chat didn't notice that I was posting evil comments about them (not true).

[gmontem]

Then Tsubasa will forever deny you his room.

What if everyone spoke like Donald Duck?

[Sunara Ishi]

Then you wouldn't be able to tell who's speaking without having to see their faces. D: (Omg... eaves-dropping wouldn't work so well.)

What if we went camping and got lost in the forest?