The What If Game!

[dOrkaLishiz]

Then we'd shag and eventually die from starvation... after shagging.

What if one day, all violence and hate and crime stopped for an hour in the world? (at the same hour no matter the time zone)

[gmontem]

Then I'd fall for that crazy girl over there constantly giving me the evil eye.  D:

What if rice became a scarce commodity?

[Jyunishinsho]

Then 3/4 of the Asian population will go insane.
-Seriously; most Asians (including Filipinos); if we don't eat rice for about a week, man do we crave it.

What if an insane fanboy/girl/BOTH stalked you? By stalk as in look thru your windows and break into your house; extreme stalk?

[gmontem]

Then I will catch this person and donate him/her to the "How to talk to boys/girls" panel.

What if your teacher has the hots for you?

[saiko_koneko]

then i'd use that to my advantage and get an "A"
...
on second thought
nah.. i'll stop wearing my skirt so short then

what if there was the "pill" for men? (like birth control but.. for men.. MALE CONTRACEPTIVES!!!)

[Jyunishinsho]

Then we'll have a sex drive similar to Koneko-Chan,.

What if ginseng promotes mood swings?

[Chloe]

Then all of us who adore tea have "issues".

What if Lolis turned into Lolipops? *LOL, Ryu. XD*

[gmontem]

Then Ryu would be asking Mr. Owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of a ... nm.

What if the world looks mighty good to me 'cause Tootsie Rolls are all we see?

[Mordyan]

The we would be come a cannabalistic society and eat the world.


What if I want to buy the world a coke?

[Sunara Ishi]

Then that would have to be an aweful large coke. D:

What if I had a familiar in the shape of a jaguar?

[Tsukai Mori]

Then you would surely join me in the raid against Tsubasa's room.
"Okay, you take the front entrance. I will sneak around through his window and take all of his 2 Heart collection; after that, we high-tail it outta here and meet at the Border Brew Cafe"
"Mori?"
"Yes, Sunara?"
"Could you steal some of his clothes too?"
"What ever for, Sunara?"
"..."
"Oh..."
"..."
"You're ecchi."
"I'll kill you later, just get it."

What if Sunara and I actually did that raid?

[gmontem]

Then you two would make Admiral Ackbar proud when you scream, "IT'S A TRAP!"

What if a bag of hot dogs and a bag of hot dog buns were sold in the same quantity?

[Chloe]

Then we'd got ourselves 10 hot dogs, duh. XD

What if the sandman really does come, but not to put sand in your eyes? (LOL.  Michael Jackson... *Shivers*) X3

[gmontem]

Then Celeste will beat up Grandpa with a small bone.

What if Michael Flatley comes to the AX dance?

[~~Loktera~~]

Let the dancefloor burn... BURN BABY BURN!!!!

What if Everything suddenly stopped when I yell, "ZA WARUDO!"?

[gmontem]

Then you will be cheating because my airsoft pellet will be suspended in mid air right in front of you   :x

What if Loktera was not a guy but a girl, a very tall and beautiful girl...?

[saiko_koneko]

then i wouldn't even be straight anymore
not even bi!!
i'd be completely lesbian

(yes.. for Loktera)


-^^- <3

what if gmontem was a widdle boi?

[Sunara Ishi]

Then he'd be worse than ever... D:

What if tsukai didn't tell "tall tales" about other people?

[gmontem]

Then he'd be telling "duck tales", oo-oo! Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!   >>

What if dinosaurs roamed around the world and not just confined to zoos?

[Sunara Ishi]

Then we'd live in caves and hardly ever see daylight due to survival needs. They'd probably take out our phone lines. No internet! D:
(hah! I knew you'd do that.)

What if we lived in the final fantasy world?