ranmasan Production Skit recruitment Battery twins

[ranma12]

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BATTERY OPERATED TWINS!Skit number: 50
Last update: 4-20-08
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Props:

• Character SWITCH!!!!!! look for your roles! if something is WRONG TELL ME this is how i have us signed up!
• Sign that says "random guy"

Skit:

*Random Guy: (walks out with a giant sign saying "RANDOM GUY")    I swear, one minute they are next to each other, the next they are ON each other!

(Twins come walking out) {Arm in arm?}
(mori walk out just a little bit like near the curtain still shown though!)
Hikaru: What are you talking about?
Kaoru: Yeah, I don't think you're feeling well...
{Twins both nod?}
Random Guy: They're just playing every one, acting innocent! (While he is talking, twins are making fun of him behind his back.)
Twins: We don't know what you're talking about! (While saying, they are cuddling.)

Random Guy: You're always pretending you're just sitting there, thinking that you're not doing anything wrong, and saying "I wouldn't do that!" (Twins start making out) but you always do... (RG turns around)

Twins: (go back to normal) {before he sees?}
Random Guy: You know, is there a remote control or something? It's like every time I turn around you two start doing weird stuff! What is this, wind them up and watch them go, like some battery operated twins?
Twins: We still don't know what you're talking about!
Random Guy: I think you think I'm dumb! I mean you really want me to bring out a counter to tell you how many... (Looks around){Speech starts to slow as he looks around?}
(Twins start hugging again) times you {...} do this... (Twins start to kiss)(RG catches them) See! SEE! I caught you! There you go again, doing that! You know that that's incest!
Hikaru: You know...I just see brotherly love. What about you Kaoru?
Kaoru: Yeah, brotherly love!

Hunny: (sits up from lying on floor) Uhn... (Rubs eyes) What are you yelling about? I was sleeping...nnnn... {Hopefully a gasp from the crowd will appear when he gets either woken up or the red light shown on him}
Random Guy: I was telling them how wrong it is for twins to act like they do!
[lights shut off; red light highlighting Hunny during rampage turns on]

Hunny: That's why I was woken up??!?!?!?!?!(Runs in a rampage)
(While running, knocks over Kaoru)
Hunny: How dare you wake me up! (Kicks RG) {with a high kick, then freezes when the lights turn on and goes back to "normal" when the cake comes out}
[Red light off as normal lights comes back on as Mori comes on stage]

Mori: Oh...
(walks off stage to grab cake)(comes back on stage Holding up a cake)

{Hunny: (runs for the cake and jumps for it as Mori carries it off stage)}
Hikaru: Kaoru!!!!!! Noo... Are you okay? Kaoru?
Kaoru: Yeah... I'm fine. (They hug intimately)

Random Guy: There they go again!

Tamaki: What's all the ruckus?

Random Guy: Oh good! You must be their leader! Tell them how wrong it is to do to that!
Tamaki: Do what? I don't see anything wrong.

Random Guy: Come on! They are laying on each other AGAIN! (Points)
Tamaki: Come now, I don't see anything wrong! That's what I call making money!
Random Guy: Mon~ey?? WHAT!!! They get that from YOU?!?!?!?!?!
Tamaki: Well, no, but it does work.
Random Guy: What are you talking about! No one likes that stuff! It's wrong!
Tamaki: Really? Hitachiin brothers!

Twins: Yeah, milord?
Tamaki: I want to test some thing. I will bring in two of our honored hime's, and I want you two to work your magic!
Twins: Yes, sir!
(Two girls walk on stage)
Tamaki: Welcome lady's...Here for the twins?

Girls: Yessss... {(Giggle slightly between them)?}

Hikaru: Hello Fair princess
Kaoru: Over here princess...
Girls: Oohhhh!
(They walk over just a little. Kaoru trips)

Hikaru: Kaoru!!!!!! Are you okay?
Kaoru: Yeah, just a little scratch...
Hikaru: (puts his head against Kaoru and holds him)

Girls: (scream)
Tamaki: So, you need more proof?
Random Guy: Yes, I do!

Tamaki: (walks to front of stage) Ladies. So, what did you think of their little 'brotherly love'? (While saying previous, moves his arms in a wave to include both the girls and the audience)
[Hopefully, the crowd screams] [Play a back ground scream in case of emergency?]
Tamaki: See! They are a hit!

Random Guy: Okay, you win. If this is considered normal, I give up!

Twins: bzzzz hahahahah
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(Twins start to sing and dance, then the twins start to dance to Happy People and when the song kicks up into the main part every one else jumps in)
[Black material for others rolled up on back to hide when others back into the distance, and throw off when beat kicks up?]@
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We needed to have Tamaki go and crouch in a corner (it's a must) so tell me if you like this idea.
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(Every one starts to exit the stage)

Random Guy: (walks past Tamaki) Well, he still can't get the girl. (Holds Haruhi's hand)
Haruhi: Huh?

(Haruhi and random guy start to exit the stage)

Tamaki: (runs over to the end of the stage, goes into a fetal position, and just sits there, gloomed)
Haruhi: (walks over to him taps him on the shoulder)

Tamaki: (jumps up) Haruhi!!!
Haruhi: (runs off stage as Tamaki chases her)

THE END XD

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Characters!

Kaoru: nikki
Hikaru: Me =D
Tamiki: danelle
mori: John
hunny: chibi
Random guy: HeeroYuy135 (lines)
Random girl 1: chibi

we have these cosplays (my note)

nikki
danelle
me
chibi
john
bainca
bunny



This is mainly humor and for fun: Ouran is gona show off Haruhi gathering! we are going to learn the dance and do there dance in front of there gathering.
Order of characters from tallest to smallest.
Mori 6'4
tamaki6'0
koyoa 5'10
twins 5'9
Haruhi 5'1
hunny 4'9

john: 6'3 (mori)
Jessica: 5'10(tamiki)
danelle 5'7 (kyoya)
Nikki: 5'3 (kouru)
Chibi: 5'2 (hikaru)
lilly: 5'1(hunny)



Room info:
- fits 5 people
- 33 for whole weekend
- Me, John, Nikki, Dannele,

Transport:
My car - Sat morring - about 60 round trip for 1 ,2  is about 30 3 20 4 people  15 each. (4 max in my car. 5 counting me)
Needs a ride: (if i dont get all people im amtraking)

[Uzu]

Ouran students have risen from their graves to Come back to show the world what they are made of...... to show that, even dead, they still hold the power of seduction, to eagerly take young girls to their graves with them. And that they willl always return. The host club will not DIE!

They are here to serve you....

now with 20% more twincest, 30% more shota, 30% undead, 20% frottage, and 100% more HAWT.

[Lavabluefish]

Put Danielle as Kyoya.

[ranma12]

Ok I will but i have no lines 4 her. Could u ask her If maybe instead of doing this skit if she could do the BSB skit? (for reasons im not going to post on the boards XD)

[Uzu]

Hey, WHAT? I thought I was gonna be Haruhi for both! I can't have two Ouran cosplays, guys. No switching for me.

[ranma12]

Yeah ur her for the 1st one we never talked about who any one is for the 2ed one. What i want to do is Have all the guys for the 2ed one iand if we get enough people then a harihi, But we need guys first. u can choose any character u want exept hairihi.

[Panicey]

Its Danielle again ;D.  The dance moves are going to be a pain for me to convert -dimwitted at most times- but I will do my best -random sparkles-.  Also, its not called a fetal position....its call a disposition pose =D.

[ranma12]

hey Danielle i might need u in either A both or switch u to twins one and u become kouru. because i just got word that  my kouru doens't know if she can even make it to fanime this year. If you Can PLEASE Record the lines and send them in to me please please!. If u dont want to do me/nikki a fav and record her lines 4 her she doesn't want her voice to be on stage. she is tamiki. thanks

[ranma12]

Okback to the drawing board... I was doing dumb things with friend and on my own and got wierd idea's what do you think?

Ok BSB is staying but what about a mix?

- BSB-everyboy
- I put a spell on you - hocous pocous
- (Maybe cotten eyed joe)
- (maybe some numa)
- This is halloween (nightmare before X-mas)
- (Add some girlfriend maybe)
- (jump on it)
- MAcarena
- HAmpster dance
witch doctor
- (the misterious ticking noise) look at bottem
- Don't forget the TIMEWARP!

This would almsot be similar to the elolution of dance but we can call this anime style and weird XD

We could do a mix still stick to the idea of BSB gothed up but We could have Other anime character walk in and sing there song (one of these) how does this sound?? it could almost have a theme too... Just an idea might be easer too... haha =D


ticking noise-  get characters to copy the beet of the real version but chqnge the name like when doumble dooor shouts his name i would runs out and say " TAMAKI!"

[Panicey]

we need more people still ^_^
Other skit start 'everybody'
danelle
Ouran students have risen from their graves to Come back to show the world what they are made of...... to show that, even dead, they still hold the power of seduction, to eagerly take young girls to their graves with them. And that they willl always return. The host club will not DIE!

My name is thrown in there randomly D=.

Is that a typo or something?

[ranma12]

we need more people still ^_^
Other skit start 'everybody'
danelle
Ouran students have risen from their graves to Come back to show the world what they are made of...... to show that, even dead, they still hold the power of seduction, to eagerly take young girls to their graves with them. And that they willl always return. The host club will not DIE!

My name is thrown in there randomly D=.

Is that a typo or something?

sorry yeah haha  idk y but im too lazy to edit it now >.< but yeah  it was a mistake

[Panicey]

we need more people still ^_^
Other skit start 'everybody'
danelle
Ouran students have risen from their graves to Come back to show the world what they are made of...... to show that, even dead, they still hold the power of seduction, to eagerly take young girls to their graves with them. And that they willl always return. The host club will not DIE!

My name is thrown in there randomly D=.

Is that a typo or something?

sorry yeah haha  idk y but im too lazy to edit it now >.< but yeah  it was a mistake

Just checking.  I thought I was in trouble XD.

[ranma12]

we need more people still ^_^
Other skit start 'everybody'
danelle
Ouran students have risen from their graves to Come back to show the world what they are made of...... to show that, even dead, they still hold the power of seduction, to eagerly take young girls to their graves with them. And that they willl always return. The host club will not DIE!

My name is thrown in there randomly D=.

Is that a typo or something?

sorry yeah haha  idk y but im too lazy to edit it now >.< but yeah  it was a mistake

Just checking.  I thought I was in trouble XD.

na hey do you need a room?

[Lavabluefish]

You. The coffee room. Remember?

But my point is.
Do I have to be Temaki at the gathering? D:

I too short. I would feel awkward.

But I don't know who I would want to be.

Can I be Roxas in a Ouran uniform? x D

Not really.
I'll think about it.

[ranma12]

na you can be a random ouran student haha. did i put u as tama? (i might be tama hehe)

[heeroyuy135]

Hey, you still looking for people to be in your skit? I can be of some help...

[ranma12]

Hey, you still looking for people to be in your skit? I can be of some help...

haha sure are... Ok few questions...
1) do you have a uniform?
2) What Do you care what role?
3) Umm Don't take this wrong: How weird are you?
(  I mean silly goofy, random)
Cuz At tis point Twin is needed ( i am the  other twin ) and i need some one around 5'10
Random Guy
*any thing with a maybe next to it or blank*
And When u get a role we need lines sent to my Email *[email protected]* asap! (just a note im a girl even though my email is boy XD.)

[heeroyuy135]

Hey, you still looking for people to be in your skit? I can be of some help...

haha sure are... Ok few questions...
1) do you have a uniform?
2) What Do you care what role?
3) Umm Don't take this wrong: How weird are you?
(  I mean silly goofy, random)
Cuz At tis point Twin is needed ( i am the  other twin ) and i need some one around 5'10
Random Guy
*any thing with a maybe next to it or blank*
And When u get a role we need lines sent to my Email *[email protected]* asap! (just a note im a girl even though my email is boy XD.)

1) Yes
2) I can be the Random Guy (the one that takes Haruhi at the end?)
3) Yes, but I'm 5'5"

[ranma12]

Hey, you still looking for people to be in your skit? I can be of some help...

haha sure are... Ok few questions...
1) do you have a uniform?
2) What Do you care what role?
3) Umm Don't take this wrong: How weird are you?
(  I mean silly goofy, random)
Cuz At tis point Twin is needed ( i am the  other twin ) and i need some one around 5'10
Random Guy
*any thing with a maybe next to it or blank*
And When u get a role we need lines sent to my Email *[email protected]* asap! (just a note im a girl even though my email is boy XD.)

1) Yes
2) I can be the Random Guy (the one that takes Haruhi at the end?)
3) Yes, but I'm 5'5"

Ok sweet Ur Random guy haha.. now i beg my friend to take twin XD.  now all thats left is ur lines. could you REcord them and send them to me?
(yeah we do prerecorded)

[Chibblz]

Hey~ Do you still need a Haruhi? O_o
Scratch that. I have bad comprehension skills...
I wanna join.. as something... XD
Ghawd, I needa stop editing my post...

I can be.. err.. Random Girl. Lawl. DX
*actually wants to do something this Con*