WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

Started by LadyKaren, February 07, 2008, 06:08:22 PM

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Runewitt

granted, is 1771 miles


i wish i had a more comfortable bed

Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

talu-chan

Granted, but it is 1771 miles away.

I wish that my step brother hadn't of scared the dogs when he woke up.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

Runewitt

granted, the dogs scared him.

i wis i had an extra few hundred dollars.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

talu-chan

granted but you spend it all on gummy bears and are now broke again.

I wish that May was here so that I could have a vacation.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

Runewitt

granted, but you only get a three day weekend.

i wish my head didnt hurt
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

talu-chan

Granted, you no longer have a head.

I wish that my family didn't wake up at 5 in the morning.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

K&K4ever

Granted, they wake up at four in the morning

I wish I had a job
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

granted, but you need to wake up a four in the morning

i wish i had a job
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

talu-chan

Granted but then you have no time for things other then work and sleep.

I wish that I could see that gay face to face. (I hate my job sometimes)
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

havok rt

Granted but he is disfigured before hand.

I wish I was more ambitious.
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Cosplay for 2012: Walking around with "The Most Interesting Man In the World" (aka the dos equis guy)

talu-chan

Granted but then you forget all about anime and gaming.

I wish that it were January.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

havok rt

Grant but the time in between then and now suck even more than it currently has.

I wish my buddy didn't marry his bitch of a girlfriend.
Fanime Staff:2010 Social Gaming, 2012 Tabletop Gaming

Cosplay for 2012: Walking around with "The Most Interesting Man In the World" (aka the dos equis guy)

talu-chan

Granted, instead you married his girlfriend.

I wish that My weekend started today and not tomorrow.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

havok rt

Granted but it because you lose your job.

I wish to travel the world
Fanime Staff:2010 Social Gaming, 2012 Tabletop Gaming

Cosplay for 2012: Walking around with "The Most Interesting Man In the World" (aka the dos equis guy)

talu-chan

granted but you get lost in a rain forest.

I wish that my computer came in today.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

havok rt

Granted but its load full of disturbing hentai and/or explodes

I wish I got my Tax Refund today.
Fanime Staff:2010 Social Gaming, 2012 Tabletop Gaming

Cosplay for 2012: Walking around with "The Most Interesting Man In the World" (aka the dos equis guy)

talu-chan

Granted but it is only $1.

I wish that my tax return would come in soon.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

havok rt

Granted but the IRS audits you.

I wish I had a hair cut.
Fanime Staff:2010 Social Gaming, 2012 Tabletop Gaming

Cosplay for 2012: Walking around with "The Most Interesting Man In the World" (aka the dos equis guy)

talu-chan

Granted but youy end up with a shaved head.

I wish that my bonus was coming in this week and not next.
These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume.

havok rt

Grant but it is half of what you expected.

I wish Fanime was here sooner.

PS shaved head is my standard hair cut.
Fanime Staff:2010 Social Gaming, 2012 Tabletop Gaming

Cosplay for 2012: Walking around with "The Most Interesting Man In the World" (aka the dos equis guy)